one of my best friends is a neverending well of awesome stories, i may drop some now and then, but one of the most classic moments was when he, and his psychotic pal made
The Briefcase
they brought it with them everywhere, for it contained everything they would ever need
it had:
1 copy of Mein Kampf (stolen from the public library)
1 0,5 litre bottle of dietylether
1 stick with a scalpel attached
1 crumpled lump of toilet paper, with dried semen on it
i expected piss and poop, but it didnt have that. there are other stories with both piss and poop involved, so, "stay tuned" i guess :]