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WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« on: February 18, 2011, 06:33:52 PM »
Why?  :facepalm2:

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Two West Virginia cousins are in the Somerset County Prison awaiting a hearing after they were pulled over and caught with a car full of stolen beef jerky, police said Friday.

Somerset Police Chief Randy Cox told Channel 4 Action News reporter Jennifer Miele that the men were pulled over Wednesday on Plank Road because their license plate appeared to be falling off. That is when an officer noticed the jerky.

"We're talking hundreds of dollars worth of beef jerky and Slim Jims," Cox said.

http://www.wtae.com/news/26913287/detail.html


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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 06:41:49 PM »
I saw that half the odd news in my paper today was from Pa

The Jerky bandits  :2thumbsup:
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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 06:48:07 PM »
Criminal potheads maybe?

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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 07:03:03 PM »
Maybe they thought the label said Beef Jerk-off.
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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 07:03:54 PM »
how ruthless  >:D
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Police Say Men Planned To Sell Beef Snacks, Socket Sets For Gas Money


bet you will sleep a bit sounder in your beds tonight knowing the beef jerky bandits are behind bars :o
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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 07:05:15 PM »
how ruthless  >:D
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Police Say Men Planned To Sell Beef Snacks, Socket Sets For Gas Money


bet you will sleep a bit sounder in your beds tonight knowing the beef jerky bandits are behind bars :o
:indeed: That's two I won't have to shoot to protect my jerky stash.

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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 07:11:03 PM »
how ruthless  >:D
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Police Say Men Planned To Sell Beef Snacks, Socket Sets For Gas Money


bet you will sleep a bit sounder in your beds tonight knowing the beef jerky bandits are behind bars :o
:indeed: That's two I won't have to shoot to protect my jerky stash.


oh i am glad you posted just after me,  wanted to see what my gun looked like next to yours
 :2thumbsup:  yay  mine is better!!! :eyebrows: :lol:
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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 07:13:33 PM »
how ruthless  >:D
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Police Say Men Planned To Sell Beef Snacks, Socket Sets For Gas Money


bet you will sleep a bit sounder in your beds tonight knowing the beef jerky bandits are behind bars :o
:indeed: That's two I won't have to shoot to protect my jerky stash.


oh i am glad you posted just after me,  wanted to see what my gun looked like next to yours
 :2thumbsup:  yay  mine is better!!! :eyebrows: :lol:

  You got me, mine only has an 8 3/8" barrel.  :lol:

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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 07:25:27 PM »
how ruthless  >:D
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Police Say Men Planned To Sell Beef Snacks, Socket Sets For Gas Money


bet you will sleep a bit sounder in your beds tonight knowing the beef jerky bandits are behind bars :o
:indeed: That's two I won't have to shoot to protect my jerky stash.


oh i am glad you posted just after me,  wanted to see what my gun looked like next to yours
 :2thumbsup:  yay  mine is better!!! :eyebrows: :lol:

  You got me, mine only has an 8 3/8" barrel.  :lol:

 :tooledup:  kinda knew you'd be jealous   :eyebrows:   
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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2011, 07:28:08 PM »
I have this picture of these 2 characters sitting on a log, stirring their moonshine with a beef jerky stick, saying, "To hell with James Bond, stir it."
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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2011, 07:30:23 PM »
I do recall a couple of weeks ago you stated that you wanted a pink AK. There is an outfit here in the states called The Pink Pistols http://www.pinkpistols.org/ as far as I know most of their guns are more conventional colors.

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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2011, 07:38:26 PM »
I do recall a couple of weeks ago you stated that you wanted a pink AK. There is an outfit here in the states called The Pink Pistols http://www.pinkpistols.org/ as far as I know most of their guns are more conventional colors.

no pretty pink guns there mate!!  all conventional colours    :blonde:  wonders if an application of nail polish would look ok?? :blonde:
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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2011, 07:46:22 PM »
I do recall a couple of weeks ago you stated that you wanted a pink AK. There is an outfit here in the states called The Pink Pistols http://www.pinkpistols.org/ as far as I know most of their guns are more conventional colors.

no pretty pink guns there mate!!  all conventional colours    :blonde:  wonders if an application of nail polish would look ok?? :blonde:
Birkenstocks might work better for you if you want to blend in.  :2thumbsup:

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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2011, 07:52:39 PM »
Gladiator sandals   :zoinks:
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Re: WV Cousins caught with carload of stolen beef jerky
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2011, 07:56:36 PM »
Yes, the real Bodaccea would have worn combat sandals in her chariot. I like the idea of affixing scythes to chariot wheels.