Why did they A-tell you you wouldn't like bacon, and B-have the presumption to tell you what you would and would not like?
And I do that, with olives. I switch between preferring black and green. And I can eat them by the jar. I love pickled olives. Hate those purplish colored 'kalamata' olives though. I think of them as 'calamity olives', because they are a fucking disaster and generally speaking a filthy, odious wrongness and stain upon the surface of the earth. Like a purple salty pickled turd with a stone in the middle. Or donald trump's head. Oh....wait......