Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?

[Icequeen]

98% of all the cat fights in high school where always over guys.

I never got that in the least.

Guy cheats with another girl so you beat the shit out of the other girl.

 

[Callaway]

98% of all the cat fights in high school where always over guys.

I never got that in the least.

Guy cheats with another girl so you beat the shit out of the other girl.

 

Me either.  She should just ditch the guy since he isn't worth keeping if he cheated on her anyway. 

[ZEGH8578]

its the hope that what starts as wrestling and punching will slowly turn into fondling and moaning 

['andersom']

98% of all the cat fights in high school where always over guys.

I never got that in the least.

Guy cheats with another girl so you beat the shit out of the other girl.

 

The time I watched Jerry Springer for a laugh I never got why both girls did not beat the shit out of the guy together in scenarios like that, if they did need to have some aggressive reaction. .

But then, I never understood the girly things.

[Squidusa]

Girl on girl catfighting.

OK you REALLY want to know why?

Primal speaking it tantalises our sexual wants and satisfies our aggressive need o see something violent. Now you see why popcorn and bourbon accompany this voyeuristic fantasy?

This is how I imagine it.

Us boys sitting around chewing popcorn and drinking

Me: They both got pretty decent bodies. Which you reckon has the nicest boobs?

PPK: Not wrong. I knew as soon as the first bra was ripped off that this was gonna be a fight worth watching and by the time the first knickers came off I was sold.

Rage: Yeah ....but fuck this hair pulling bullshit. Neither is doing much damage they should be trying to use their elbows or headbutt. In the meantime I like seeing their tits bounce.

Me: Yeah very hypnotic. I would like to say I like the flexibility and athleticism of the competitors, I really just am an old perve and like to see them wriggling and writhing around naked and in all kinds of positions they would not normally find themselves in.

PPK: LOL. Agreed. This beats shit out of the television. ...Whoah shit she is using a bra-strap to strangle her? You seeing this...LOL. Holy shit.

Rage. Nah. she got out of it pretty quick. Good thinking though. Les I reckon Eclair has nicer boobs? What the fuck have you got on your head Zengh? LOL Who's panties are they?

Zengh: This is fucking unreal I am so stoned. Anyone want to share a joint?

Scrap: Of all of the days that I happen to have a video recorder and enough charge and memory.

Me: Going to have to get a copy of you Scrap.

PPK: Make that two

Rage: Three

Zengh: Four


Of course this is all in my own head and just danced through there but as you can see it did not require much prompting.

Thanks for the explanation , you definately captured the male members accurately in that 

[bodie]

methinks a more sinister reason....

keep us women 'divided'  because if we
were all 'united'  the world would be ours
and you men would become mere pieces
of meat,  house slaves and we would have
you shackled to your sinks!!!!

[Squidusa]

methinks a more sinister reason....

keep us women 'divided'  because if we
were all 'united'  the world would be ours
and you men would become mere pieces
of meat,  house slaves and we would have
you shackled to your sinks!!!!

You've been speaking to Eris too much

[P7PSP]

methinks a more sinister reason....

keep us women 'divided'  because if we
were all 'united'  the world would be ours
and you men would become mere pieces
of meat,  house slaves and we would have
you shackled to your sinks!!!!

You've been speaking to Eris too much

[ZEGH8578]

women overanalyze, men are very simple

catfights = women fondling. its that simple :]

[RageBeoulve]

The answer to the proposed question is because my dick.

[eris]

methinks a more sinister reason....

keep us women 'divided'  because if we
were all 'united'  the world would be ours
and you men would become mere pieces
of meat,  house slaves and we would have
you shackled to your sinks!!!!

You've been speaking to Eris too much

I only like willing slaves   

[RageBeoulve]

If you're looking for slaves, you're out of luck with me. Sex is nice though. 

[eris]

If you're looking for slaves, you're out of luck with me. Sex is nice though. 

No I dont really like "slaves", not in the way you probably think of. This is all sex.

I do love a good submissive man though, but I like Dominant men too. I also like men that don't know what those things mean.

Mostly, I think I just like Men. And I like to fuck in allllll kinds of ways.

and..... *shock shock horror horror* I even like like vanilla :O

[RageBeoulve]

I'm messing with you, Eris.