Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?

[Squidusa]

It looks practical from a cleaning perspective. 

Although I think that costume is going to cause more of a need for cleaning after seeing it 

["couldbecousin"]

It looks practical from a cleaning perspective. 

Although I think that costume is going to cause more of a need for cleaning after seeing it 

I'm just going to pretend I don't understand what you just insinuated. 

[P7PSP]

It looks practical from a cleaning perspective. 

Although I think that costume is going to cause more of a need for cleaning after seeing it 

Sort of self perpetuating fun.  

[Squidusa]

It looks practical from a cleaning perspective. 

Although I think that costume is going to cause more of a need for cleaning after seeing it 

Sort of self perpetuating fun.  

 

[bodie]

its made of easy-wipe-clean material

should think it hides stains very well

[Squidusa]

its made of easy-wipe-clean material

should think it hides stains very well

 

[Osensitive1]

[Eclair]

[Squidusa]

 :lol:

['Butterflies']

When I first joined this site I thought fights between members were great fun. Now, with the exception of one person, I've grown to like everyone on this site, I feel a bit strange when people I like fight. I just choose to keep out of the way when it happens.

[Al Swearegen]

Girl on girl catfighting.

OK you REALLY want to know why?

Primal speaking it tantalises our sexual wants and satisfies our aggressive need o see something violent. Now you see why popcorn and bourbon accompany this voyeuristic fantasy?

This is how I imagine it.

Us boys sitting around chewing popcorn and drinking

Me: They both got pretty decent bodies. Which you reckon has the nicest boobs?

PPK: Not wrong. I knew as soon as the first bra was ripped off that this was gonna be a fight worth watching and by the time the first knickers came off I was sold.

Rage: Yeah ....but fuck this hair pulling bullshit. Neither is doing much damage they should be trying to use their elbows or headbutt. In the meantime I like seeing their tits bounce.

Me: Yeah very hypnotic. I would like to say I like the flexibility and athleticism of the competitors, I really just am an old perve and like to see them wriggling and writhing around naked and in all kinds of positions they would not normally find themselves in.

PPK: LOL. Agreed. This beats shit out of the television. ...Whoah shit she is using a bra-strap to strangle her? You seeing this...LOL. Holy shit.

Rage. Nah. she got out of it pretty quick. Good thinking though. Les I reckon Eclair has nicer boobs? What the fuck have you got on your head Zengh? LOL Who's panties are they?

Zengh: This is fucking unreal I am so stoned. Anyone want to share a joint?

Scrap: Of all of the days that I happen to have a video recorder and enough charge and memory.

Me: Going to have to get a copy of you Scrap.

PPK: Make that two

Rage: Three

Zengh: Four


Of course this is all in my own head and just danced through there but as you can see it did not require much prompting.

[renaeden]

And afterwards the guys would like to see the girls kiss and make up.

[Al Swearegen]

And afterwards the guys would like to see the girls kiss and make up.

Let's say that it would not make the encore any less noisy. We would give direction and encouragement.

Men are simple creatures. 

['andersom']

And afterwards the guys would like to see the girls kiss and make up.

I think Sir_Les and Ren now have given an accurate description of the male psyche.  :lol:

[Al Swearegen]

Pretty much