Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?

[Squidusa]

So due to the recent callout between Eris and Eclair and  posts by Rage , PPK and Zegh , I've been left wondering about this question.
As someone who has participated in catfights , I can't really see what the amusing aspect is? , is there something primally hot about it? 

Looking forward to your answers , Oh and I'll take any of you bitches on 

Thread In question:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,16708.0.html

PPK's post:

While we all hate to have women get decked out in skimpy French maid outfits and wrestle sometimes it is inevitable.
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,3671.2550/topicseen.html Replies 2556 to 2558.

Zegh's post:

hehehehe

Rage's post:

hehehehe

Yep. 

Just to clarify this isn't singling peoples posts out , these are just the posts that made me think of this question 

[eris]

It's cause when we go at each other, our boobies shake up and down

[Squidusa]

It's cause when we go at each other, our boobies shake up and down

 

Thats probably true as well.

[P7PSP]

Note that I stated for the record that we all hate to see this happen. I may have been presuming too much about others good intentions.  

It's cause when we go at each other, our boobies shake up and down

I hadn't even thought of that.  

[RageBeoulve]

Boobs.

["couldbecousin"]

To quote Cher (yes, Cher), you can take everything I know about men and put it on the head of a pin,
and still have room left for the Lord's Prayer. I can only guess that verbal sparring between women
raises the specter of a physical  fight which will then morph into some girl-on-girl-porn scenario. 

["couldbecousin"]

Note that I stated for the record that we all hate to see this happen. I may have been presuming too much about others good intentions.  

It's cause when we go at each other, our boobies shake up and down

I hadn't even thought of that.  

Of course you hadn't. 

[Squidusa]

Note that I stated for the record that we all hate to see this happen. I may have been presuming too much about others good intentions.  

Lol yes sure ,
I'm sure you'd hate to see the pair of them wrestling each other to the ground in french maid outfits , In an angry almost lesbian sexually hinting way.  

Especially if the french maid outfits looked like this:



 

[RageBeoulve]

*grunt*

[P7PSP]

To quote Cher (yes, Cher), you can take everything I know about men and put it on the head of a pin,
and still have room left for the Lord's Prayer. I can only guess that verbal sparring between women
raises the specter of a physical  fight which will then morph into some girl-on-girl-porn scenario. 

Or athletic competition. Like this > http://www.tube8.com/fetish/hot-chicks-doing-naked-wrestling/220811/ 

Note that I stated for the record that we all hate to see this happen. I may have been presuming too much about others good intentions. 

It's cause when we go at each other, our boobies shake up and down

I hadn't even thought of that. 

Of course you hadn't. 

You're so understanding. 

[Squidusa]

Boobs.

  , thanks for the honesty 

*grunt*

["couldbecousin"]

To quote Cher (yes, Cher), you can take everything I know about men and put it on the head of a pin,
and still have room left for the Lord's Prayer. I can only guess that verbal sparring between women
raises the specter of a physical  fight which will then morph into some girl-on-girl-porn scenario. 

Or athletic competition. Like this > http://www.tube8.com/fetish/hot-chicks-doing-naked-wrestling/220811/ 

Note that I stated for the record that we all hate to see this happen. I may have been presuming too much about others good intentions. 

It's cause when we go at each other, our boobies shake up and down

I hadn't even thought of that. 

Of course you hadn't. 

You're so understanding. 

I know how innocent you are in this den of iniquity! 

[P7PSP]

Note that I stated for the record that we all hate to see this happen. I may have been presuming too much about others good intentions.  

Lol yes sure ,
I'm sure you'd hate to see the pair of them wrestling each other to the ground in french maid outfits , In an angry almost lesbian sexually hinting way.  

Especially if the french maid outfits looked like this:



 

That is a hot picture. 

[Squidusa]

Note that I stated for the record that we all hate to see this happen. I may have been presuming too much about others good intentions.  

Lol yes sure ,
I'm sure you'd hate to see the pair of them wrestling each other to the ground in french maid outfits , In an angry almost lesbian sexually hinting way.  

Especially if the french maid outfits looked like this:



 

That is a hot picture. 

I sent that to a straight friend of mine , he suddenly started talking about buying that costume as a christmas present for his girlfriend... can't think why 

[P7PSP]

It looks practical from a cleaning perspective.