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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2011, 01:34:50 PM »
It looks practical from a cleaning perspective.  :2thumbsup:

Although I think that costume is going to cause more of a need for cleaning after seeing it  :P
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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2011, 01:35:52 PM »
It looks practical from a cleaning perspective.  :2thumbsup:

Although I think that costume is going to cause more of a need for cleaning after seeing it  :P

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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2011, 01:36:27 PM »
It looks practical from a cleaning perspective.  :2thumbsup:

Although I think that costume is going to cause more of a need for cleaning after seeing it  :P
:agreed: Sort of self perpetuating fun.  :zoinks:

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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2011, 01:41:27 PM »
It looks practical from a cleaning perspective.  :2thumbsup:

Although I think that costume is going to cause more of a need for cleaning after seeing it  :P
:agreed: Sort of self perpetuating fun.  :zoinks:

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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2011, 03:12:24 PM »
its made of easy-wipe-clean material

should think it hides stains very well :zoinks:
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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2011, 03:14:53 PM »
its made of easy-wipe-clean material

should think it hides stains very well :zoinks:

 :laugh:
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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2011, 06:20:09 PM »

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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2011, 09:40:40 PM »
When I first joined this site I thought fights between members were great fun. Now, with the exception of one person, I've grown to like everyone on this site, I feel a bit strange when people I like fight. I just choose to keep out of the way when it happens.

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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2011, 05:10:18 AM »
Girl on girl catfighting.

OK you REALLY want to know why?

Primal speaking it tantalises our sexual wants and satisfies our aggressive need o see something violent. Now you see why popcorn and bourbon accompany this voyeuristic fantasy?

This is how I imagine it.

Us boys sitting around chewing popcorn and drinking

Me: They both got pretty decent bodies. Which you reckon has the nicest boobs?

PPK: Not wrong. I knew as soon as the first bra was ripped off that this was gonna be a fight worth watching and by the time the first knickers came off I was sold.

Rage: Yeah ....but fuck this hair pulling bullshit. Neither is doing much damage they should be trying to use their elbows or headbutt. In the meantime I like seeing their tits bounce.

Me: Yeah very hypnotic. I would like to say I like the flexibility and athleticism of the competitors, I really just am an old perve and like to see them wriggling and writhing around naked and in all kinds of positions they would not normally find themselves in.

PPK: LOL. Agreed. This beats shit out of the television. ...Whoah shit she is using a bra-strap to strangle her? You seeing this...LOL. Holy shit.

Rage. Nah. she got out of it pretty quick. Good thinking though. Les I reckon Eclair has nicer boobs? What the fuck have you got on your head Zengh? LOL Who's panties are they?

Zengh: This is fucking unreal I am so stoned. Anyone want to share a joint?

Scrap: Of all of the days that I happen to have a video recorder and enough charge and memory.

Me: Going to have to get a copy of you Scrap.

PPK: Make that two

Rage: Three

Zengh: Four


Of course this is all in my own head and just danced through there but as you can see it did not require much prompting.
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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2011, 06:09:26 AM »
And afterwards the guys would like to see the girls kiss and make up.
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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2011, 06:14:30 AM »
And afterwards the guys would like to see the girls kiss and make up.

Let's say that it would not make the encore any less noisy. We would give direction and encouragement.

Men are simple creatures.  :autism:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2011, 07:14:48 AM »
And afterwards the guys would like to see the girls kiss and make up.
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I think Sir_Les and Ren now have given an accurate description of the male psyche.  :lol:
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Re: Why are catfights so amusing to straight men?
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2011, 07:59:02 AM »
Pretty much  :asthing:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap