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St Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2011, 06:48:12 AM »
Got any funny valentine's stuff???

like


Roses are red
violets are funky
i'm thinking of you
as i'm spanking my monkey


and this has gotta be my favourite
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm a schitzophrenic
And so am I
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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2011, 06:50:36 AM »
Roses are red violets are blue. Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't
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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2011, 06:57:16 AM »
When I get back from France I will be as suave and deboner as Pepe.

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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2011, 06:58:38 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on February 13, 2011, 06:50:36 AM
Roses are red violets are blue. Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't


 :laugh:
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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2011, 06:59:19 AM »
Quote from: PPK on February 13, 2011, 06:57:16 AM
When I get back from France I will be as suave and deboner as Pepe.



Will you be posting in French, while wearing a beret?  :eiffel:
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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2011, 07:00:57 AM »
I doubt that.  :autism:
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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2011, 09:39:56 AM »
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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2011, 09:41:42 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on February 13, 2011, 09:39:56 AM


:evilplus:   It's the perfect antidote to all the syrupy
jewelry-store advertising on TV and the radio!
« Last Edit: February 13, 2011, 09:43:16 AM by couldbecousin »
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--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2011, 06:57:53 AM »
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2011, 07:03:27 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on February 14, 2011, 06:57:53 AM
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

:rofl:  :plus:
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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2011, 07:04:44 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on February 13, 2011, 06:50:36 AM
Roses are red violets are blue. Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't
:1st:

 You officially just made a 'Dad' joke.

 :hahaha:
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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2011, 07:57:44 AM »
Quote from: FraudSquad on February 14, 2011, 07:04:44 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on February 13, 2011, 06:50:36 AM
Roses are red violets are blue. Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't
:1st:

 You officially just made a 'Dad' joke.

 :hahaha:

 :lol: I am about to be a Dad for the 14th year. It was inevitable. Besides I have been a crotchety old man a LOT longer than just now. You lot wait until I am in my 60's.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2011, 12:09:22 PM »
i went to pick up my little urchin today from his nursery
..and he presented me with a valentine card

this is the first card he has ever made for me!  and there is an
outline of a teddy on the front (obviously drawn by the staff but hey)
and it has been filled in by my boy using pencil crayons, with a bow on
the teddy!!

inside it just says  'i love you mummy'

Best valentine i ever had. 

i had to pretend i had something in my eye :D
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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2011, 02:14:50 PM »
Pathetic day for some singles, I hear people kill themselves that day. I don't remember the statistics but when I first read about it, I thought "how pathetic."

Shame my son is too young for this holiday. I got my husband a huge heart with chocolate inside it. The day before, he got me a box of chocolate.

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Re: St Valentine's Day
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2011, 05:04:52 PM »
a very special someone gave me a rose  :eyelash:
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