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DukeNukem

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Something very strange...
« on: February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM »
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2011, 12:07:54 AM »
It's nice to see that you're actually exercising.  :autism:
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2011, 01:11:50 AM »
Quote from: Pentagram on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???
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Never having been a male or jacked off, this is a wild guess.  Maybe it's jealous and thinks you're cheating on it with Mr. Johnson?
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2011, 01:41:31 AM »
Quote from: Pentagram on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???


Just a thawt  -  were you jackin off in the mirror???  maybe you were confused and it was your left hand!!! :screwy: :screwy:
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2011, 04:34:13 AM »
Maybe your left hand had empathy for your right hand.
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2011, 04:35:43 AM »
Quote from: Pentagram on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???
Did you sit down with your finger in your ass Appalachia?  :hahaha:
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2011, 06:34:07 AM »
Quote from: Pentagram on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You fail at fapping.
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2011, 06:42:03 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on February 12, 2011, 06:34:07 AM
Quote from: Pentagram on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You fail at fapping.
:LMAO: No wonder he was rogering the neighbors pig, motherfucker can't spank properly.
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2011, 06:35:25 PM »
Quote from: PPK on February 12, 2011, 06:42:03 AM
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on February 12, 2011, 06:34:07 AM
Quote from: Pentagram on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You fail at fapping.
:LMAO: No wonder he was rogering the neighbors pig, motherfucker can't spank properly.
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2011, 04:11:18 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on February 12, 2011, 12:07:54 AM
It's nice to see that you're actually exercising.  :autism:

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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2011, 04:38:56 PM »
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2011, 06:17:27 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You're supposed to sit on your right hand untill it goes numb, THEN jack off. Since you can't feel your hand, it feels like someone else is doing it.

It's called giving yourself a stranger.  ::)

I'm embarassed to admit that I know that.
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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2011, 06:31:13 PM »
Quote from: Pink Taco on February 13, 2011, 06:17:27 PM
Quote from: Pentagram on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You're supposed to sit on your right hand untill it goes numb, THEN jack off. Since you can't feel your hand, it feels like someone else is doing it.

It's called giving yourself a stranger.  ::)

I'm embarassed to admit that I know that.

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2011, 06:13:34 AM »
Quote from: Pink Taco on February 13, 2011, 06:17:27 PM
Quote from: Pentagram on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

You're supposed to sit on your right hand untill it goes numb, THEN jack off. Since you can't feel your hand, it feels like someone else is doing it.

It's called giving yourself a stranger.  ::)

I'm embarassed to admit that I know that.

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Re: Something very strange...
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2011, 06:37:53 AM »
Quote from: Pentagram on February 12, 2011, 12:06:43 AM
I jacked off very hard with my right hand, but now my left hand is sore! I don't get it! ???

Do not be concerned large one. It is growing pains associated with turning into a flipper. Keep yourself hydrated. Peace by with you Willy.
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