random thread, for all that you can't find an appropriate thread for.

[TheoK]

Check out the What is your crime? forum. I posted a new thread there 

[Queen Victoria]

Victoria Stillwell would probably advice your to cross your arms and turn your back on the dog.

[TheoK]

 

[midlifeaspie]

And then God smited them for all the buttfuckery.

[Queen Victoria]

I see your empire and show you mine.

United Kingdom
Aden (Yemen)
Anguilla
Australia
Bahamas
Bahrain
Barbados
Basutoland (Lesotho)
Bechuanaland (Botswana)
Bermuda
British East Africa (Kenya)
British Cameroons (Cameroons)
British Guiana (Guyana)
British Honduras (Belize)
British Somaliland (Somaliland)
Brunei
Canada
Cayman Islands
Ceylon (Sri Lanka)
Cook Islands (NZ assoc.)
Cyprus
Falkland Islands
Fiji
Gambia
Gibraltar
Gold Coast (Ghana)
Grenada (Windward Islands)
Hong Kong
India
Jamaica
Kenya
Kuwait
Malaya (West Malaysia)
Maldive Islands
Malta
Mauritius
Montserrat
Newfoundland
New Zealand
Nigeria
North Borneo (Sabah)
Nyasaland(Malawi)
Papua New Guinea
Pitcairn Islands
Rhodesia
St Helena, Ascension Isl. Tristan da Cunha
St Lucia
St. Vincent
Samoa
Sarawak (Malaysia)
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Singapore
South Africa
South West Africa (Namibia)
Sudan
Tanganyika (Tanzania)
Tonga
Trinidad (Trinidad & Tobago)
Trucial Oman (United Arab Emirates)
Turks and Caicos Islands
Uganda
Zanzibar (Tanzania)
Zimbabwe

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[TheoK]

Not fair, Queen Victoria. The Romans would have taken many more barbaric countries, if they just had had firearms 

[Queen Victoria]

Not fair, Queen Victoria. The Romans would have taken many more barbaric countries, if they just had had firearms 

Well, that's why war is a bitch.  Whoever has the better strategy and/or equipment usually wins.

[TheoK]

These were the regions of Italy Proper during Augustus' time.

Towards the end of the West Roman Empire Latium itself actually ceased to exist as a region. Rome was incorporated into the region of Tuscany and Umbria.

[TheoK]

Latin Wikipedia article about the USA: Civitates Foederatae Americae 

When you tell a Roman that you are from the USA, you say: Sum ex Civitatibus Foederatus. Americanus sum. Or Americana sum, if you're a female

[TheoK]

 

[earthboundmisfit]

Whenever I see a Bowflex, I think about how I could make a giant crossbow out of one.

[Parts]

Whenever I see a Bowflex, I think about how I could make a giant crossbow out of one.

I got a bunch of the bendy arms from once doing a clean out and kept them over a year meaning to do just that but ended up throwing them out when I needed room for other stuff. 

[TheoK]

The name Catullus is related with Cadillac.

[Queen Victoria]

The name Catullus is related with Cadillac.

For the Unabomber of the Aspie Deceit:

An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!"

The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back - once again, with the smoke:

"OK, chief, but why so much ?"

At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals:

"Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?"