A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
*waits for Soph's first comment about fat Americans*
See food diet. Get it? Meh....To be honest I eat two meals a day and snack inbetween. It works for me.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
I eat a meal of chicken, vegetables, nuts and olive oil several times a day, and snack on fruit in-between. Even my axolotls like my chicken/veg stuff:
I am going to go get two donuts from my local bakery. Meantime here is Arthur Brown.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Diet thread: now with half of the calories of a regular thread. Less fattening, more filling. Try one today!
Hopefully some day soon I will begin the "huge mortgage so can't really afford to eat" diet