SHAMONE, MOTHERFUCKERS!It's me, Michael Jackson, the bad, invincible motherfucker! I'm here to invite all you little bitches to
mah crib for a drunken clothing optional chat par-tay, shamone! Bring your jesus juice, mofo! Y'all know what I'm talking about, eee-hee!
Here's my little bitch Craig David to tell you how he likes mah par-tays. Eee-hee! Shamone...
Ey up kids, its me, Craig David, to tell you all about my good friend Michael Jackson's drunken chat night. Me and Kes come down for a while last time, it were a right fucking laugh. It were proper bo, weren't it our Kes?
There you have it motherfuckers - get yo'self to mah par-tay tonight! Eee-hee!
Love, Michael Jackson