things NOT to do on a first date

[Eclair]

30. Drink too much red wine and projectile vomit on the walls down the hallway as you run to the bathroom.

(a chick actually did this to a guy I knew, when he took her to an extremely expensive restaurant to impress her on a first date - it was also their last date)

[Parts]

31.   Wear your furry costume

[bodie]

32.  pretend to be 'posh'

unless of course you are

[Trigger 11]

Show up. Better chance if you don't bother.

[Parts]

34.  Talk about your time in prison

[bodie]

35.   talk about your rehab

[Trigger 11]

Talk about how large your member is.

[bodie]

37.  talk about how small your member is

[Trigger 11]

Sprinkle dandruff flakes into your food.

[Trigger 11]

Show up in a hat and sunglasses and don't take them off due to your extreme light sensitivity.

[Scrapheap]

37.  talk about how small your member is

You have a small "member"?? 

[Trigger 11]

Show up in a booty hunter trucker's hat, tattered bluejeans, with a mouth full of chaw.

[Queen Victoria]

Wait 9 months to ask her out on the second date.

Ask if your mother can come along.

[bodie]

37.  talk about how small your member is

You have a small "member"?? 

no im a female

[Trigger 11]

Ask if you should bring the condoms or are they gonna bring 'em.