Author Topic: things NOT to do on a first date (Read 4046 times)

"couldbecousin" · « **Reply #150 on:** January 28, 2017, 12:21:39 PM »

Show them your silencer.

"couldbecousin" · « **Reply #151 on:** January 28, 2017, 12:22:43 PM »

Play them your "Ave Satani" ringtone.

Charlotte Quin · « **Reply #152 on:** January 28, 2017, 09:05:35 PM »

Try to converse with her/him via smartphone, y'know, so you don't have to get your face away from it and talk to them physically.

'andersom' · « **Reply #153 on:** January 30, 2017, 12:55:28 PM »

Fart in his or her general direction.

Icequeen · « **Reply #154 on:** January 30, 2017, 04:44:45 PM »

Throw mentos in their diet coke.

Unless of course, it's turning out to be a really bad date.

Gopher Gary · « **Reply #155 on:** January 30, 2017, 05:23:37 PM »

Throw mentos in their diet coke.

*adds mentos to mental shopping list*

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