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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #90 on: November 10, 2014, 08:42:14 PM »
Dig through her purse.  :zoinks:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #91 on: November 10, 2014, 09:32:24 PM »
Try to introduce her to the church of Nicholas Cage.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #92 on: November 11, 2014, 07:18:04 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on November 10, 2014, 04:50:13 PM
Show them your shotgun. :zoinks:

If he shows you his shotgun in return, you know you have a keeper. :zoinks:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #93 on: November 11, 2014, 07:49:21 AM »
Tell her about the last time you cried. Especially if it was yesterday.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #94 on: November 11, 2014, 07:51:56 PM »
Cry.  :zoinks:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #95 on: November 11, 2014, 11:15:22 PM »
  Besottedly rattle on and on about your celebrity crushes.   :blah:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #96 on: November 11, 2014, 11:19:34 PM »
  Ask them if they like  [fill in the blank]  TV show, which is  THE BEST SHOW EVER. 
  If they say no, insist they sit with you and watch a marathon of it, or just listen to you talk about it!
  Because when they hear YOU talk about it, they'll totally convert to the fandom!   :tv:  :fp:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #97 on: November 12, 2014, 12:54:28 AM »
And if they say yes, then make it clear from that point on that you're going home to your place to watch it.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #98 on: November 12, 2014, 04:12:24 AM »
Message them on FB while they're sitting at the same table.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #99 on: November 12, 2014, 05:29:01 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2014, 11:19:34 PM
  Ask them if they like  [fill in the blank]  TV show, which is  THE BEST SHOW EVER. 
  If they say no, insist they sit with you and watch a marathon of it, or just listen to you talk about it!
  Because when they hear YOU talk about it, they'll totally convert to the fandom!   :tv:  :fp:

Perhaps he'll call you back. :cbc:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #100 on: November 12, 2014, 06:13:52 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on November 12, 2014, 05:29:01 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2014, 11:19:34 PM
  Ask them if they like  [fill in the blank]  TV show, which is  THE BEST SHOW EVER. 
  If they say no, insist they sit with you and watch a marathon of it, or just listen to you talk about it!
  Because when they hear YOU talk about it, they'll totally convert to the fandom!   :tv:  :fp:

Perhaps he'll call you back. :cbc:

  I am speaking purely hypothetically.  :M :angel:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #101 on: November 12, 2014, 06:15:30 AM »
Inadvertently mention your husband/wife :P
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #102 on: November 12, 2014, 06:42:37 AM »
Quote from: Mia Wallace on November 12, 2014, 06:15:30 AM
Inadvertently mention your husband/wife :P

  Yeah, that could make things a tad awkward.  :P
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #103 on: November 12, 2014, 07:10:43 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2014, 06:13:52 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on November 12, 2014, 05:29:01 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2014, 11:19:34 PM
  Ask them if they like  [fill in the blank]  TV show, which is  THE BEST SHOW EVER. 
  If they say no, insist they sit with you and watch a marathon of it, or just listen to you talk about it!
  Because when they hear YOU talk about it, they'll totally convert to the fandom!   :tv:  :fp:

Perhaps he'll call you back. :cbc:

  I am speaking purely hypothetically.  :M :angel:

Of course. :orly:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #104 on: November 12, 2014, 08:49:19 AM »
Ask the topical question "What would you do if it was your last day on earth?"

When they answer it and ask you what you'd do answer it with: "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse"
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