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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #60 on: February 05, 2011, 06:43:06 PM »
53. Tie her up, because she doesn't want to see your massive toy collection.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #61 on: February 05, 2011, 07:01:39 PM »
Putting your girlfriend in a room full of sex dolls.  :M
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #62 on: February 06, 2011, 03:03:35 AM »
You probably shouldn't announce that it's your first date ever.   :zoinks:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #63 on: February 06, 2011, 03:10:20 AM »
56. Take him/her to Burger King
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #64 on: February 06, 2011, 03:18:03 AM »
57. Or McDonald's.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #65 on: February 06, 2011, 03:31:50 AM »
58. Get your mother to pick out what will wear
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #66 on: February 06, 2011, 03:39:24 AM »
59. Allude to the fact you've ever had your heart broken.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #67 on: February 06, 2011, 06:55:50 AM »
60. admit your heart is broken still.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #68 on: February 06, 2011, 03:01:35 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 04, 2011, 08:30:24 AM
1.  do not talk about your ex too much

im curious,
there has to be a difference bwteen trashing an ex, in favor of the date, as opposed to stupidly reminiscing about an ex?
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #69 on: February 06, 2011, 03:03:05 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 06, 2011, 03:01:35 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 04, 2011, 08:30:24 AM
1.  do not talk about your ex too much

im curious,
there has to be a difference bwteen trashing an ex, in favor of the date, as opposed to stupidly reminiscing about an ex?
Either one shows that you still care.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #70 on: February 06, 2011, 03:07:26 PM »
Quote from: PPK on February 06, 2011, 03:03:05 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 06, 2011, 03:01:35 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 04, 2011, 08:30:24 AM
1.  do not talk about your ex too much

im curious,
there has to be a difference bwteen trashing an ex, in favor of the date, as opposed to stupidly reminiscing about an ex?
Either one shows that you still care.

in my case i was genuinely appreciative for the "higher standards", and would mention exes for comparison, as a compliment
i wouldnt blabber on about it, just a mention

i remember those times i did, every time i did remember these "dating rules" always repeating never to talk about exes, wondering if what i just did counted as "talking about" them :I

(it wasnt really "first dates" tho)
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #71 on: February 06, 2011, 08:12:52 PM »
^When people talk too harshly behind someone's back, can't help but wonder what is said/will be said about me.


61. Have mom drive.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #72 on: February 06, 2011, 09:25:57 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 06, 2011, 03:07:26 PM
Quote from: PPK on February 06, 2011, 03:03:05 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 06, 2011, 03:01:35 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 04, 2011, 08:30:24 AM
1.  do not talk about your ex too much

im curious,
there has to be a difference bwteen trashing an ex, in favor of the date, as opposed to stupidly reminiscing about an ex?
Either one shows that you still care.

in my case i was genuinely appreciative for the "higher standards", and would mention exes for comparison, as a compliment
i wouldnt blabber on about it, just a mention

i remember those times i did, every time i did remember these "dating rules" always repeating never to talk about exes, wondering if what i just did counted as "talking about" them :I

(it wasnt really "first dates" tho)


i meant reminiscing about an ex,  but yeah if you slag em off it looks like you still care and maybe feel bitter or regret...best to steer clear of ex's
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #73 on: February 06, 2011, 09:30:12 PM »
62.  never admit you are in the 'rolf harris appreciation society'
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #74 on: February 06, 2011, 09:34:41 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 06, 2011, 09:30:12 PM
62.  never admit you are in the 'rolf harris appreciation society'

Why you hatin' on Rolf Harris??  :P
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