Author Topic: things NOT to do on a first date (Read 4095 times)

Scrapheap · « **Reply #45 on:** February 05, 2011, 03:31:38 PM »

Quote from: bodaccea on February 05, 2011, 02:40:12 PM

Quote from: Early Cuyler on February 05, 2011, 12:21:09 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 05, 2011, 11:25:36 AM
37. talk about how small your member is

You have a small "member"??

no im a female

Can you post proof of some kind??

Scrapheap · « **Reply #46 on:** February 05, 2011, 03:32:32 PM »

Quote from: Friend With Benefits on February 05, 2011, 03:05:18 PM

Ask if you should bring the condoms or are they gonna bring 'em.

What'choo talking bout?? that's a dang good idear!!

Parts · « **Reply #47 on:** February 05, 2011, 03:51:38 PM »

Talk about your alien abduction experiences and the anal probing

odeon · « **Reply #48 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:12:13 PM »

Tell her, in confidence, that *they* are watching.

TheoK · « **Reply #49 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:28:18 PM »

Aren't they?

odeon · « **Reply #50 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:29:40 PM »

If you're lucky, that's what she'll say in return.

ShyOne · « **Reply #51 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:53:56 PM »

Fart. Constantly.

SBI_Patience · « **Reply #52 on:** February 05, 2011, 05:20:01 PM »

Watching porno while your partner aren't watching. Some would end up thinking they aren't worth it.

'andersom' · « **Reply #53 on:** February 05, 2011, 06:29:54 PM »

47. Set up a tripod and camera, because you want to post the footage on Youtube.

Parts · « **Reply #54 on:** February 05, 2011, 06:31:15 PM »

48. Show them the vids of your other dates you already posted on Youtube

Trigger 11 · « **Reply #55 on:** February 05, 2011, 06:33:10 PM »

Sit down next to her with a basketful of candy in your lap that has a hole in the bottom that your junk is sticking through. "Surprise, honey!"

bodie · « **Reply #56 on:** February 05, 2011, 06:35:52 PM »

49. fall in love

'andersom' · « **Reply #57 on:** February 05, 2011, 06:36:55 PM »

50/51. Tell about your collection of unwashed socks. And how you keep them in perfect smelly condition.

Trigger 11 · « **Reply #58 on:** February 05, 2011, 06:38:29 PM »

Talk about your massive toy collection.

Trigger 11 · « **Reply #59 on:** February 05, 2011, 06:39:05 PM »

Take her into your basement and show her your massive toy collection.

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