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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2011, 05:42:06 PM »
16. Talk on the cell phone or text while with a date.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2011, 05:46:30 PM »
17  Ask if she spits or swallows
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2011, 05:53:21 PM »
18. Ask if he spits or swallows.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2011, 06:36:33 PM »
19.  Spit or swallow    :lol:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2011, 06:39:16 PM »
20. Act like Chris Chan, srsly: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_chan
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2011, 07:00:49 PM »
Talk about how much you want kids. That has driven away more chicks than I can remember.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2011, 07:23:30 PM »
22. Fall into a long winded diatribe of how Shemp was better than Curly.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2011, 07:26:00 PM »
Don't ask for sex... in the first sentence out of your mouth.

Leave it 'till at least the 3rd or 4th thing you say.

Try not to be too pushy about it.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2011, 07:26:51 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 04, 2011, 06:36:33 PM
19.  Spit or swallow    :lol:

What's wrong with that??  ???
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2011, 07:31:42 PM »
24. Ask if they've ever considered consmetic surgery.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2011, 08:10:57 PM »
25 show her your extensive porn collection
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2011, 08:23:15 PM »
26 Don't tell her where your last dates are buried
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2011, 10:12:16 PM »
27. Don't tell them you have been in the mental hospital.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2011, 10:23:19 PM »
28. Don't tell them you're diagnosed with any sort of personality disorder.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2011, 11:02:25 PM »
29.  Don't ask them to pull your finger :stinker:
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