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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #105 on: November 13, 2014, 06:52:08 AM »
Forget to take off your wedding ring.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #106 on: November 13, 2014, 06:56:24 AM »
"Suck me, beautiful."

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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #107 on: November 13, 2014, 09:06:26 AM »
Tell them about the celebrities you'd like to date.

In my case mainly Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, Emilia Clarke, Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Lawrence.  :orly:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #108 on: November 13, 2014, 09:39:52 AM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 13, 2014, 09:06:26 AM
Tell them about the celebrities you'd like to date.

In my case mainly Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, Emilia Clarke, Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Lawrence.  :orly:

Not Hodor? :o
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #109 on: November 13, 2014, 10:40:55 AM »
Ask if  they dig shit out of their ass when constipated :poop:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #110 on: November 13, 2014, 10:45:16 AM »
Quote from: Parts on November 13, 2014, 10:40:55 AM
Ask if  they dig shit out of their ass when constipated :poop:

You've posted this in the wrong thread. :thumbup: This is "things NOT to do on a first date". :zoinks:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #111 on: November 13, 2014, 04:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on November 13, 2014, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Parts on November 13, 2014, 10:40:55 AM
Ask if  they dig shit out of their ass when constipated :poop:

You've posted this in the wrong thread. :thumbup: This is "things NOT to do on a first date". :zoinks:
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Do you have personal experiences with second dates?
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #112 on: November 13, 2014, 10:16:53 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on November 13, 2014, 09:39:52 AM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 13, 2014, 09:06:26 AM
Tell them about the celebrities you'd like to date.

In my case mainly Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, Emilia Clarke, Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Lawrence.  :orly:

Not Hodor? :o

I am not worthy of Hodor  :'(
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #113 on: November 13, 2014, 10:26:52 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 13, 2014, 04:41:29 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on November 13, 2014, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Parts on November 13, 2014, 10:40:55 AM
Ask if  they dig shit out of their ass when constipated :poop:

You've posted this in the wrong thread. :thumbup: This is "things NOT to do on a first date". :zoinks:

Do you have personal experiences with second dates?

I don't want to brag. :zoinks:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #114 on: November 14, 2014, 01:01:13 AM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 13, 2014, 09:06:26 AM
Tell them about the celebrities you'd like to date.

In my case mainly Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, Emilia Clarke, Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Lawrence.  :orly:

You know of four different celebs named Jennifer Lawrence? :tard:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #115 on: November 14, 2014, 01:01:58 AM »
Quote from: Parts on November 13, 2014, 10:40:55 AM
Ask if  they dig shit out of their ass when constipated :poop:

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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #116 on: November 14, 2014, 02:44:08 AM »
Show them the "white eared elephant" trick
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #117 on: November 14, 2014, 06:41:35 PM »
Ask them if they're a Weeble
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #118 on: November 14, 2014, 09:14:52 PM »
Tell them you're a weeble.  :lol1:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #119 on: November 14, 2014, 10:10:53 PM »
Be a Weeble. :cbc: :orly:
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