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how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« on: January 27, 2011, 10:58:24 AM »
Just for soph  :green:

Well ten squares :thumbup:
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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2011, 11:07:50 AM »
Not much. I was surprisingly clean. Yesterday after Id had an Indian meal was a different matter :)
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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 11:21:19 AM »
I use a lot of TP when out just to be a dick sometimes.

A few weeks ago I clogged the toilet at the bar acoss the street and left without fixing it.
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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 11:40:26 AM »
½ meter. I might be a perv but my arse is clean. :toporly:
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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2011, 12:15:28 PM »
I reckon my arse is probably the cleanest on I2
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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 05:24:52 PM »
I don't count the squares.  I use enough to do the job.

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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2011, 07:52:13 PM »
None! It kills trees and they are my friends! :poop:
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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2011, 09:58:30 PM »
Quote from: Friend With Benefits on January 27, 2011, 07:52:13 PM
None! It kills trees and they are my friends! :poop:

What do you use if you don't use  :tp:  ?
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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2011, 10:07:58 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on January 27, 2011, 09:58:30 PM
Quote from: Friend With Benefits on January 27, 2011, 07:52:13 PM
None! It kills trees and they are my friends! :poop:

What do you use if you don't use  :tp:  ?

Since I went vegetarian I don't need any. Every time is clean as a whistle!
« Last Edit: January 29, 2011, 10:17:35 AM by Friend With Benefits »
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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2011, 09:35:32 PM »
2-3.

Quote from: Friend With Benefits on January 27, 2011, 10:07:58 PM
Quote from: Callaway on January 27, 2011, 09:58:30 PM
Quote from: Friend With Benefits on January 27, 2011, 07:52:13 PM
None! It kills trees and they are my friends! :poop:

What do you use if you don't use  :tp:  ?

Sine I went vegetarian I don't need any. Everytime is clean as a whistle!

Holy shit, you literally ARE anal-retentive!
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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2011, 11:48:05 PM »
6 squares. That is how much I usually use.
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Re: how much toilet paper did you use last time you took a shit?
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2011, 11:59:48 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on January 27, 2011, 11:07:50 AM
Yesterday after Id had an Indian meal was a different matter :)

I rarely get arse trouble even having a nice hot Vindaloo as of late. Not even spicy volcanic poo. :dunno:
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