The Chairman of The Dyslexic Society has received an OBE, he was heard muttering "I don't know why, I can't play the bloody thing"
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on July 13, 2011, 12:19:16 AMQuote from: Charley Patton on July 12, 2011, 11:44:37 PMIs that why everyone calls Grammar Natzee/Hubert Cumberdale, MLA? Is he/she midlifeaspie from wrongplanet? YesThanks you.Midlifeaspie is a moderator at wrong planet, right?
Quote from: Charley Patton on July 12, 2011, 11:44:37 PMIs that why everyone calls Grammar Natzee/Hubert Cumberdale, MLA? Is he/she midlifeaspie from wrongplanet? Yes
Is that why everyone calls Grammar Natzee/Hubert Cumberdale, MLA? Is he/she midlifeaspie from wrongplanet?
Quote from: Crip on July 12, 2011, 06:35:28 PMOh look, a retard who does whatever he wants and isn't ashamed. I always wondered if some of the intellectually handicapped shat on the ground on purposeIf they do, whats it to you? your morality sucks. your taste sucks, (shleed isnt exactly handsome) and i'm shure you where slutty clothes. despite being a bit heavy, do you see retards complaining about how you are?
Oh look, a retard who does whatever he wants and isn't ashamed. I always wondered if some of the intellectually handicapped shat on the ground on purpose
Quote from: Grammar Natzee on July 12, 2011, 05:34:01 PMQuote from: Steve-O on July 12, 2011, 05:29:29 PMQuote from: drahcir on July 12, 2011, 05:24:07 PMNo. i just remember you now. you have a son with red hair, hopefully I wont ever make fun of him here, A serious question - When are you gonna get a real job and stop leeching off the government tit like your mates Soiledarse and Razortwat?Or is it that no employer in their right mind would take an uneducated dipshit who wastes his benefits collecting rocks and fapping to gay porn?At the moment you are making Razorbeard look like frigging Einstein.Well, let's look at this logically from the perspective of an employer. I will not hire someone who can't spell better than a third grader.I will not hire someone who can't stop touching himself in public.I will not hire someone who doesn't have the mental capacity to think his way out of a paper bag.I work in the professional sector though. I would think that if he tried he could become self employed in the dog waste removal industry. I think he just lacks the motivation and as long as his parents continue to support him he will continue to remain a penniless virgin. Check it out Ricky. You can pretend they are rocks. http://www.petbutler.com/pbx/franchise/For a Grammar Nazi correcting someone else posts, you missed something obvious:Grammar NatZee Nazi
Quote from: Steve-O on July 12, 2011, 05:29:29 PMQuote from: drahcir on July 12, 2011, 05:24:07 PMNo. i just remember you now. you have a son with red hair, hopefully I wont ever make fun of him here, A serious question - When are you gonna get a real job and stop leeching off the government tit like your mates Soiledarse and Razortwat?Or is it that no employer in their right mind would take an uneducated dipshit who wastes his benefits collecting rocks and fapping to gay porn?At the moment you are making Razorbeard look like frigging Einstein.Well, let's look at this logically from the perspective of an employer. I will not hire someone who can't spell better than a third grader.I will not hire someone who can't stop touching himself in public.I will not hire someone who doesn't have the mental capacity to think his way out of a paper bag.I work in the professional sector though. I would think that if he tried he could become self employed in the dog waste removal industry. I think he just lacks the motivation and as long as his parents continue to support him he will continue to remain a penniless virgin. Check it out Ricky. You can pretend they are rocks. http://www.petbutler.com/pbx/franchise/
Quote from: drahcir on July 12, 2011, 05:24:07 PMNo. i just remember you now. you have a son with red hair, hopefully I wont ever make fun of him here, A serious question - When are you gonna get a real job and stop leeching off the government tit like your mates Soiledarse and Razortwat?Or is it that no employer in their right mind would take an uneducated dipshit who wastes his benefits collecting rocks and fapping to gay porn?At the moment you are making Razorbeard look like frigging Einstein.
No. i just remember you now. you have a son with red hair, hopefully I wont ever make fun of him here,
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: drahcir on July 12, 2011, 07:56:27 PMQuote from: Crip on July 12, 2011, 06:35:28 PMOh look, a retard who does whatever he wants and isn't ashamed. I always wondered if some of the intellectually handicapped shat on the ground on purposeIf they do, whats it to you? your morality sucks. your taste sucks, (shleed isnt exactly handsome) and i'm shure you where slutty clothes. despite being a bit heavy, do you see retards complaining about how you are? And by this post it's clear how little you understand about love and how inexperienced you are with relationships. Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on July 12, 2011, 09:40:38 PMQuote from: Grammar Natzee on July 12, 2011, 05:34:01 PMQuote from: Steve-O on July 12, 2011, 05:29:29 PMQuote from: drahcir on July 12, 2011, 05:24:07 PMNo. i just remember you now. you have a son with red hair, hopefully I wont ever make fun of him here, A serious question - When are you gonna get a real job and stop leeching off the government tit like your mates Soiledarse and Razortwat?Or is it that no employer in their right mind would take an uneducated dipshit who wastes his benefits collecting rocks and fapping to gay porn?At the moment you are making Razorbeard look like frigging Einstein.Well, let's look at this logically from the perspective of an employer. I will not hire someone who can't spell better than a third grader.I will not hire someone who can't stop touching himself in public.I will not hire someone who doesn't have the mental capacity to think his way out of a paper bag.I work in the professional sector though. I would think that if he tried he could become self employed in the dog waste removal industry. I think he just lacks the motivation and as long as his parents continue to support him he will continue to remain a penniless virgin. Check it out Ricky. You can pretend they are rocks. http://www.petbutler.com/pbx/franchise/For a Grammar Nazi correcting someone else posts, you missed something obvious:Grammar NatZee Nazi That's the joke.
So clever, auuhuahahhehuehue.
Quote from: drahcir on July 13, 2011, 10:43:52 AMSo clever, auuhuahahhehuehue. Are you trying to say Albequerque?
I am the Wicked Witch of the West, though.This is me:
Looks more like a toilet unclogger/dildo.
Quote from: Calandale on November 20, 2014, 10:22:13 PMLooks more like a toilet unclogger/dildo.An unusual combo.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.