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Re: Concerned with the Eirection of the Forum
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2011, 01:09:15 AM »
Lipstick was originally invented for use as fellatio lubricant, not for vanity ;)

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Re: Concerned with the Eirection of the Forum
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2011, 02:46:21 AM »
Why did you scare off eclair??  :P

I didn't realize I did! ??? After I returned from Australia I never heard from her again! :zoinks:

Were you a dead fuck??

I guess I was! :-[

Starting rumours much? We have never met, and in fact I have not heard from you via return pm in over a year via pm at least, or if I did, it was quite forgettable, obviously.


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Re: Concerned with the Eirection of the Forum
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2011, 05:58:24 AM »
Lipstick is not supposed to cover your face, just your LIPS, if applied properly.

It's so easy to apply it, and it's very inexpensive. Where's the trouble? :dunno:

Oh penty darling , I wear lipstick especially for you   :zoinks: :autism:  :-*
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Concerned with the Eirection of the Forum
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2011, 08:14:20 AM »
But none of the girls here post their tits

What is the point of a woman with no tits?

We women with tits are double pointed. That could make the ratio 1.4 to 2


Oh, I hate the sensation of lipstick on my lips, and nail polish feels awful too. So, I chose for pleasing myself over pleasing you Duke.
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Re: Concerned with the Eirection of the Forum
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2011, 08:18:04 AM »
But none of the girls here post their tits

What is the point of a woman with no tits?

We women with tits are double pointed. That could make the ratio 1.4 to 2


Oh, I hate the sensation of lipstick on my lips, and nail polish feels awful too. So, I chose for pleasing myself over pleasing you Duke.

Me too. Which apparently makes us fucking bitches!  :flame:
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Re: Concerned with the Eirection of the Forum
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2011, 12:28:25 PM »
And what about pleasing me? No one ever considers me in all this

Sometimes women can be SO selfish!

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Re: Concerned with the Eirection of the Forum
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2011, 01:03:21 PM »
But none of the girls here post their tits

What is the point of a woman with no tits?

We women with tits are double pointed. That could make the ratio 1.4 to 2


Oh, I hate the sensation of lipstick on my lips, and nail polish feels awful too. So, I chose for pleasing myself over pleasing you Duke.


lol

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Re: Concerned with the Eirection of the Forum
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2011, 04:37:09 PM »
But none of the girls here post their tits

What is the point of a woman with no tits?

We women with tits are double pointed. That could make the ratio 1.4 to 2


Oh, I hate the sensation of lipstick on my lips, and nail polish feels awful too. So, I chose for pleasing myself over pleasing you Duke.

Me too. Which apparently makes us fucking bitches:flame:

Yes, please.  :laugh:
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Re: Concerned with the Eirection of the Forum
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2011, 07:45:05 PM »
Why did you scare off eclair??  :P

I didn't realize I did! ??? After I returned from Australia I never heard from her again! :zoinks:

Were you a dead fuck??

Wasn't it obvious I was bullshitting? In fact, I set myself up for a burn too! :thumbup:

I guess I was! :-[

Starting rumours much? We have never met, and in fact I have not heard from you via return pm in over a year via pm at least, or if I did, it was quite forgettable, obviously.



Wasn't it obvious I was bullshitting? C'mon! You're better than that! I even set myself up for a burn. And what PM are you talking about? It was never a year, unless you are referring to December to January as a year.
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Re: Concerned with the Eirection of the Forum
« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2011, 01:46:36 AM »
Why did you scare off eclair??  :P

I didn't realize I did! ??? After I returned from Australia I never heard from her again! :zoinks:

Were you a dead fuck??

Wasn't it obvious I was bullshitting? In fact, I set myself up for a burn too! :thumbup:

I guess I was! :-[

Starting rumours much? We have never met, and in fact I have not heard from you via return pm in over a year via pm at least, or if I did, it was quite forgettable, obviously.



Wasn't it obvious I was bullshitting? C'mon! You're better than that! I even set myself up for a burn. And what PM are you talking about? It was never a year, unless you are referring to December to January as a year.

 :LMAO: I thought it was posted by Scrap that he'd been to see me in Australia, so the reply was to him.