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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #210 on: June 21, 2016, 05:16:52 PM »
Why someone would make a post endorsing puns that doesn't contain a pun.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #211 on: May 02, 2017, 12:09:55 PM »
  There are whole big areas of human interaction that I just don't understand.

   I don't "get" the need for physical contact.  It doesn't do anything for me.

   I don't "get" loneliness at being single or sleeping alone.

   I don't "get" the prolonged grieving so many people suffer from. 
   Probably because I don't "get" attached in the "normal" way.
   So when people are gone, they live on in my head and I don't "get" all that sad. 

   Sometimes I don't "get" ME.  ???
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #212 on: May 10, 2017, 08:02:46 PM »
drama in work environments.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #213 on: March 29, 2018, 05:31:09 AM »
  Games.  Card games, board games, outdoor games, video games.  The only  game I play is
  Chinese checkers.  Especially, my brain isn't wired to understand the rules of card games.
  It's all impenetrable gibberish to me.  I don't see where the fun is.  I'll never understand it.  :dunno:

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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #214 on: March 29, 2018, 11:36:59 PM »
Chess. I've probably already written this. Anyway, I love the look of various chess sets that can be had but I'll never understand the game itself.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #215 on: March 30, 2018, 12:17:36 AM »
lol - I don't get how people can want to live...without games.




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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #216 on: March 30, 2018, 12:34:21 AM »
Heh, I know how to play Magic: The Gathering, though.

And Catan. We have Star Trek Catan that's fun. Also Halo Risk.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #217 on: March 30, 2018, 11:54:22 AM »
I was more responding to Scrap's necro.


M:tG is significantly harder than Chess. Is it the strategy you don't grasp or the actual rules?


Because, I suck at playing Chess, but can understand the rules. If it's the latter, it's probably a mental block.

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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #218 on: March 30, 2018, 12:49:44 PM »
lol - I don't get how people can want to live...without games.

Seriously, video games have been what's probably kept me from going postal for years.

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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #219 on: March 30, 2018, 01:38:24 PM »
I’ve never gotten into them. The only one I sort of got into was Broken Sword on the Xbox. That was more of a point-and-click adventure game though, which was why I liked it.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #220 on: March 30, 2018, 06:21:26 PM »
Old-fashioned TV and movies. I can barely stand any of the newer stuff. Will never get why people enjoy dated special effects, odd acting, and unfunny humour.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #221 on: March 30, 2018, 08:18:51 PM »
Old-fashioned TV and movies. I can barely stand any of the newer stuff. Will never get why people enjoy dated special effects, odd acting, and unfunny humour.


Nostalgia maybe?


I know that I preferred shows from an earlier time than my own though, back when I watched.
Probably because I could see them every day, instead of having to plan to see them once a week.

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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #222 on: March 30, 2018, 09:39:11 PM »
I was more responding to Scrap's necro.


M:tG is significantly harder than Chess. Is it the strategy you don't grasp or the actual rules?


Because, I suck at playing Chess, but can understand the rules. If it's the latter, it's probably a mental block.
It's both. I can't 'see' where the pieces will or should go and what effect they will have there.

I ended one game of Magic with Kayleigh at -30 and me still at +20. I should have written down how I did it because I sure can't remember it now.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #223 on: March 31, 2018, 01:36:11 AM »
Old-fashioned TV and movies. I can barely stand any of the newer stuff. Will never get why people enjoy dated special effects, odd acting, and unfunny humour.

Nostalgia, storytelling conventions, different tastes...
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #224 on: March 31, 2018, 05:13:25 AM »
It's both. I can't 'see' where the pieces will or should go and what effect they will have there.






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