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Offline MLA

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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #195 on: June 17, 2016, 04:04:14 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 16, 2016, 11:41:26 AM
Quote from: Hubert, Esq. on June 16, 2016, 09:30:37 AM
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Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???

If it's any comfort to you, I don't get it either.

If you stopped responding I imagine it would eventually go away?  It might take a while and there might be a lot of unanswered posts lingering around, and a few new callouts, but I think we all get it at this point.

Yes, I will stop from now on. I have to or coming here won't be any fun.

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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #196 on: June 17, 2016, 06:45:39 PM »
golf and tennis
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #197 on: June 17, 2016, 07:06:59 PM »
Quote from: WolFish on June 17, 2016, 12:49:59 PM
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Quote from: Grey Area on June 14, 2016, 04:35:23 PM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?

I hope not. :aff:
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #198 on: June 19, 2016, 10:00:48 AM »
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Quote from: WolFish on June 17, 2016, 12:49:59 PM
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Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?

I hope not. :aff:
no one got it
or it was bad enough that no one wanted to
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #199 on: June 19, 2016, 12:33:09 PM »
Quote from: WolFish on June 19, 2016, 10:00:48 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 17, 2016, 07:06:59 PM
Quote from: WolFish on June 17, 2016, 12:49:59 PM
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Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?

I hope not. :aff:
no one got it
or it was bad enough that no one wanted to

Yeah, if that was a joke then I guess I didn't get it. Are you going to explain it to me?  :orly:
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #200 on: June 19, 2016, 08:07:50 PM »
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Go for... gofer... 

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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #201 on: June 19, 2016, 08:09:28 PM »
How embarrassing for me.  :lol1:
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #202 on: June 19, 2016, 08:10:29 PM »
Or me, for having to be associated with the person who made this joke.

Hey, it's a contest for who can be the most embarrassed!

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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #203 on: June 19, 2016, 08:11:38 PM »
 :lol1:    :plus:
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #204 on: June 19, 2016, 09:40:09 PM »
Quote from: WolFish on June 19, 2016, 10:00:48 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 17, 2016, 07:06:59 PM
Quote from: WolFish on June 17, 2016, 12:49:59 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 14, 2016, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Grey Area on June 14, 2016, 04:35:23 PM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?

I hope not. :aff:
no one got it
or it was bad enough that no one wanted to

Puns ARE the lowest form of humor.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #205 on: June 19, 2016, 10:17:05 PM »
Quote from: Stromtrooper on June 19, 2016, 09:40:09 PM
Quote from: WolFish on June 19, 2016, 10:00:48 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 17, 2016, 07:06:59 PM
Quote from: WolFish on June 17, 2016, 12:49:59 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 14, 2016, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Grey Area on June 14, 2016, 04:35:23 PM
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

Do you really think they'd go for you?

I hope not. :aff:
no one got it
or it was bad enough that no one wanted to

Puns ARE the purest form of humor.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #206 on: June 20, 2016, 07:59:22 AM »
  This entire exchange went right over my head.  :tard: whoosh!
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #207 on: June 20, 2016, 06:44:53 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 20, 2016, 07:59:22 AM
  This entire exchange went right over my head.  :tard: whoosh!
not everyone will gopher bad puns.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #208 on: June 20, 2016, 09:01:14 PM »
Quote from: WolFish on June 20, 2016, 06:44:53 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 20, 2016, 07:59:22 AM
  This entire exchange went right over my head.  :tard: whoosh!
not everyone will gopher bad puns.

  Might as well gopher broke.  :autism:
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #209 on: June 20, 2016, 10:41:49 PM »
why some people don't like puns.
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