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If Scrapheap wins the lottery, which twin piston plane should he buy??

Ted Smith Aerostar
2 (40%)
Beechcraft B60 Duke
1 (20%)
Cessna 421
1 (20%)
Piper Navajo
1 (20%)

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Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« on: January 23, 2011, 12:14:32 AM »
The Ted Smith Aerostar is the fastest production piston twin, however it can only carry 6 people, has limited payload and range.



The Beechcraft B60 Duke has slightly more payload and range, but is slower and is a gas guzzler.



The Cessna 421 has much better payload and range, but has expesive to overhaul, geared engines.



The Piper Navajo is slightly slower than the 421, but has counter-rotating engines, which are safer when the left (port) engine goes out.



(bonus points to whoever can identify the plane in the left of this pic)  ;)
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2011, 12:22:13 AM »
The Ted Smith Aerostar because it balances speed and expense well. As for limited range flights to the East coast or Canada would be more economical and faster via commercial flight. Only 6 people? BFD, you are an aspie spazz and don't need more than that around to fucking drive you nuts. It is aesthetically pleasing too.
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2011, 12:34:43 AM »
I think that you should buy a P-38 Lightning.

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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2011, 12:51:19 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 23, 2011, 12:34:43 AM
I think that you should buy a P-38 Lightning.


Not as practical but a definite cool factor with the P38. Sort of like having a pristine 1902 Swiss Luger 7.65 cal.
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2011, 10:45:09 AM »
Winning ticket first, plane next. 

If you win the lottery why can't you buy them all?
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2011, 12:26:57 PM »
Quote from: PPK on January 23, 2011, 12:22:13 AM
The Ted Smith Aerostar because it balances speed and expense well. As for limited range flights to the East coast or Canada would be more economical and faster via commercial flight.

But part of the reason for getting such a plane would be to avoid having to deal with getting molested by the TSA.

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Only 6 people? BFD, you are an aspie spazz and don't need more than that around to fucking drive you nuts. It is aesthetically pleasing too.

It's not so much an issue of people it can carry as payload capacity. Of these 4 planes, it has the least.

I would love to have a piston twin that could carry 4 people to a range of at least 2,000 nautical miles @ 260 KTS.
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2011, 12:29:42 PM »
Jayne Mansfield
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2011, 12:30:45 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 23, 2011, 12:34:43 AM
I think that you should buy a P-38 Lightning.

Too Expensive.  :'( about $3,000,000 IIRC, plus high operating expenses.

The only warbird that I'd consider is that Yakovlev Yak-3 that's for sale at controller.com. They want $400,000 for it which is pretty damn reasonable.
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2011, 12:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 23, 2011, 10:45:09 AM
Winning ticket first, plane next. 

Of course.  ;)

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If you win the lottery why can't you buy them all?

Because I'd go bankrupt trying to maintain them all, especially the Duke and C 421.
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 10:30:53 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 23, 2011, 12:29:42 PM
Jayne Mansfield

She did have bigger tits!  :thumbup:
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2011, 10:32:51 PM »
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Quote from: eris on January 23, 2011, 12:29:42 PM
Jayne Mansfield

She did have bigger tits!  :thumbup:

And she was Mariska Hargitay's mother.  :)
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2011, 10:38:44 PM »
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Quote from: eris on January 23, 2011, 12:29:42 PM
Jayne Mansfield

She did have bigger tits!  :thumbup:

And she was Mariska Hargitay's mother.  :)

How many kids did she have? like 4 or something??
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2011, 10:44:39 PM »
Quote from: Motörheap on January 25, 2011, 10:38:44 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 25, 2011, 10:32:51 PM
Quote from: Motörheap on January 25, 2011, 10:30:53 PM
Quote from: eris on January 23, 2011, 12:29:42 PM
Jayne Mansfield

She did have bigger tits!  :thumbup:

And she was Mariska Hargitay's mother.  :)

How many kids did she have? like 4 or something??

Five, according to Wikipedia...three from her marriage to Mariska's dad.
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2011, 10:51:20 PM »
I think she was a member of The Church of Satan  :nerd!:
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Re: Jayne Mansfield vs Marilyn Monroe
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2011, 11:01:38 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 25, 2011, 10:32:51 PM
Quote from: Motörheap on January 25, 2011, 10:30:53 PM
Quote from: eris on January 23, 2011, 12:29:42 PM
Jayne Mansfield

She did have bigger tits!  :thumbup:

And she was Mariska Hargitay's mother.  :)
Cool info, I can't + you for it though.  :2thumbsup:
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