Oh gee, aren't we all so gullible.
I don't know Captain_Brown from WP and have no idea how old they are, and they couldn't prove it one way or the other anyway. For all I know this is all staged to prove some obscure point about the lack of security on the internet anyway.
So whatever. Even if you are 11, I don't give a fuck. Luckily I'm not an administrator at the moment, so I don't have to give a fuck out of duty.
But they say you're more bitter than Postperson, so if you stick around, it should be interesting at least.