A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 20, 2011, 04:23:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 20, 2011, 07:29:58 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on January 20, 2011, 04:31:26 AMpeople who use their mobile home while drivingpeople who use their mobile phone while divingpeople who use their mobile phone while dreamingwhy do i misread this title every time i check in here :SWorst of all would be using the mobile phone while drinking! So rude to burp into the phone!i did that one too, previous page or so :Inobody paid any attention to my hilarious comment, but when you get the same idea, they all throw a party, Que Injusto! D''':It was the extrapolation on how rude burping into the phone would be that made me laugh. But, you have your attention now. * pats ZEGH on the head *"yes, sweetie, you did mention drinking too, and no, life just isn't fair."Feeling better now?
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 20, 2011, 07:29:58 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on January 20, 2011, 04:31:26 AMpeople who use their mobile home while drivingpeople who use their mobile phone while divingpeople who use their mobile phone while dreamingwhy do i misread this title every time i check in here :SWorst of all would be using the mobile phone while drinking! So rude to burp into the phone!i did that one too, previous page or so :Inobody paid any attention to my hilarious comment, but when you get the same idea, they all throw a party, Que Injusto! D''':
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 20, 2011, 04:31:26 AMpeople who use their mobile home while drivingpeople who use their mobile phone while divingpeople who use their mobile phone while dreamingwhy do i misread this title every time i check in here :SWorst of all would be using the mobile phone while drinking! So rude to burp into the phone!
people who use their mobile home while drivingpeople who use their mobile phone while divingpeople who use their mobile phone while dreamingwhy do i misread this title every time i check in here :S
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 20, 2011, 04:23:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 20, 2011, 07:29:58 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on January 20, 2011, 04:31:26 AMpeople who use their mobile home while drivingpeople who use their mobile phone while divingpeople who use their mobile phone while dreamingwhy do i misread this title every time i check in here :SWorst of all would be using the mobile phone while drinking! So rude to burp into the phone!i did that one too, previous page or so :Inobody paid any attention to my hilarious comment, but when you get the same idea, they all throw a party, Que Injusto! D''':That's because I'm cuter!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 20, 2011, 04:58:16 PMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on January 20, 2011, 04:23:59 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 20, 2011, 07:29:58 AMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on January 20, 2011, 04:31:26 AMpeople who use their mobile home while drivingpeople who use their mobile phone while divingpeople who use their mobile phone while dreamingwhy do i misread this title every time i check in here :SWorst of all would be using the mobile phone while drinking! So rude to burp into the phone!i did that one too, previous page or so :Inobody paid any attention to my hilarious comment, but when you get the same idea, they all throw a party, Que Injusto! D''':That's because I'm cuter! fine,as long as im the butchest!
The ones who really piss me off is the ones who use their cell phones during sex. They think they are
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 20, 2011, 05:06:04 PMThe ones who really piss me off is the ones who use their cell phones during sex. They think they are I heard a lady talking on her cell phone in the BATHROOM!Did she think the person she was talking to was deaf to her bathroom noises?
Well one time I saw someone talking on their phone and they dropped it out of the car onto the road and the car behind them ran over the phone.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 19, 2011, 08:58:46 PMI find that I totally zone out the few times I've been talking while driving. Thankfully the PR is usually with me and I have her answer the phone and relay the message until I can safely pull over. Otherwise I don't answer it until I've pulled over. That's just based on my experience on what my limits are.I am the same. Plus I don't drive without taking my ADHD meds first. I had two accidents years ago and that is why I went to the doctor to get assessed. I didn't want to drive if I was going to be a danger to people.
I find that I totally zone out the few times I've been talking while driving. Thankfully the PR is usually with me and I have her answer the phone and relay the message until I can safely pull over. Otherwise I don't answer it until I've pulled over. That's just based on my experience on what my limits are.
I have tried texting and driving once. That is enough for me to realise that I should never do it again.
SO never puts his down and it's an old style flip phone. Hate to see when and if he upgrades to a smart phone. He gets pissed because I turn mine off when I drive somewhere. It's illegal to talk and drive here, and honestly I frigging hate the damn thing anyway...so that's my excuse...and then I normally "forget" to turn it back on for a few hours.