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Should north america be under British rule?
« on: January 18, 2011, 07:46:48 PM »
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Re: Should north america be under British rule?
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2011, 07:52:36 PM »
If you recall, America was once under British rule. We kicked your asses. Twice.

The real question is, should Great Britain be under American rule?
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Re: Should north america be under British rule?
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2011, 07:54:15 PM »
No, because if we were UNDER you we'd be squashed
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Re: Should north america be under British rule?
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2011, 07:55:00 PM »
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Re: Should north america be under British rule?
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2011, 07:58:32 PM »
Here. Consider these pictures a memento of British rule in the US.





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Re: Should north america be under British rule?
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2011, 07:59:41 PM »
They're all nice and thin ^ good work!
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2011, 08:13:14 PM »
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Re: Should north america be under British rule?
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2011, 08:30:21 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 18, 2011, 07:52:36 PM
If you recall, America was once under British rule. We kicked your asses. Twice.

The real question is, should Great Britain be under American rule?

What would be the point?

Even the ancestors of those ignorant few, still clinging to that rotting island learned centuries ago to just rip what the previous invaders had left of the land apart, build all the boats you can and get the fuck out.


Do you think any of those lametards would have built all those ships if there had been a single bitch over there worth staying for?

Seriously?
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Re: Should north america be under British rule?
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2011, 09:01:14 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on January 18, 2011, 07:46:48 PM
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It's civilize, not civilise.  :P

Someone needs to teach you to speak English.
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Re: Should north america be under British rule?
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2011, 10:43:22 PM »
Go less than 20 miles east of me to the Chalmette Battlefield.  There are a lot of British soldiers buried there after the battle on Jan 8, 1814.   A small number of Americans too.  I think that war settled who should be superior to whom.  Everyone is equal in death. 
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2011, 10:50:26 PM »
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Re: Should north america be under British rule?
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2011, 02:36:38 AM »
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