go sorce go.
21.
drink up.
my same best friend from when i was 14 and the jog-a thon bit, told me, that he was going to get me too drunk to fuck.
some people i knew put on a surprise party for me and they had a keg. i drank, and drank and drank s'more.
matter of fact i did get too drunk to fuck.
but not too drunk that i couldn't to an exorcist type projectile vomit, right at the stripper that was hired for the occasion.
i hope my friends tipped her extra, you see i was done for after that. i don't remember anything else, except my arse burning the next morning.
