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SOAP DODGERS
« on: April 11, 2006, 03:39:05 AM »
You know who I mean.
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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2006, 04:01:24 AM »
I never use soap, but I do wash regularly.  I don't get any complaints.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2006, 05:42:40 AM »
still scratching my head.
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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2006, 05:44:57 AM »
Peter's told you about our dirty little secret? ???
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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2006, 05:50:11 AM »
Only the one with the cucumber.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2006, 05:59:28 AM »
Yeah, you can never get enough veg in you, can you Peter? ;)
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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2006, 06:03:54 AM »
Technically, it's a fruit, but yes, I'm stuffing myself with veg right as I type this.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2006, 06:08:08 AM »
This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke

You have your orders
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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2006, 06:08:59 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 11, 2006, 06:03:54 AM
Technically, it's a fruit, but yes, I'm stuffing myself with veg right as I type this.

what is the rule of thumb about fruits vs. vegetables.

is it that fruit has seeds?
is that why tomatoes are fruits?
what about banana's? ?they don't have seeds. ?or do they...
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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2006, 06:17:39 AM »
Quote from: Praetor on April 11, 2006, 06:08:08 AM
This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke

You have your orders

Just one more, boss. Peter is my forbidden fruit. ;D
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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2006, 06:29:12 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 11, 2006, 06:08:59 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 11, 2006, 06:03:54 AM
Technically, it's a fruit, but yes, I'm stuffing myself with veg right as I type this.

what is the rule of thumb about fruits vs. vegetables.

is it that fruit has seeds?
is that why tomatoes are fruits?
what about banana's?  they don't have seeds.  or do they...

A fruit is a sexual body of a plant (a ripened ovary, plus it's contents); usually the result of pollination during a flowering phase, but infertile fruiting bodies can be induced via hormonal treatments or by breeding the plant to do this itself.  Banannas have been bred to be seedless, and now must reproduce asexually via cuttings.  They do still have vestigial structures relating to their seed-bearing past though (the tiny black bits in the middle).  Vegetables are the non-sexual parts of a plant; the roots (carrots), leaves (spinach), stem (celery) and anything else that isn't an ovary or seed.  Technically, things like bread and pasta are processed fruit too.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2006, 06:32:20 AM »
should i move this thread into the mature sex forum?
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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2006, 06:35:15 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 11, 2006, 06:32:20 AM
should i move this thread into the mature sex forum?

Maybe dunc could write a script that'll automatically move threads to there if I post in them.  It would save a lot of time.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2006, 07:29:34 AM »
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Re: SOAP DODGERS
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2006, 09:50:52 AM »
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This gay relationship is so last year move on to the next joke

You have your orders

I see where you're coming from, Praetor.

I must say, though, that your Nazi avatar is quite homoerotic.
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