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Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« on: January 16, 2011, 04:31:10 PM »
The ranges of these two cats overlaps somewhat.

In the areas where thay overlap, should Indian Elephants be used, UN style, to make sure that Jaguars don't oppress Cougars??

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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 10:24:19 PM »
I think that Jaguar and Cougar owners are the only ones qualified to address this issue.  Odeon, the ball is in your court.
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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 10:27:57 PM »
I think that Jaguar and Cougar owners are the only ones qualified to address this issue.  Odeon, the ball is in your court.

Don't forget eris! She's old enough to be considered a cougar, correct? She does have sex with much younger men.
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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 10:29:09 PM »
I think that Jaguar and Cougar owners are the only ones qualified to address this issue.  Odeon, the ball is in your court.

Don't forget eris! She's old enough to be considered a cougar, correct? She does have sex with much younger men.

Cougars are usually over 40 I believe.  It may be so with Eris
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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2011, 10:32:12 PM »
I think that Jaguar and Cougar owners are the only ones qualified to address this issue.  Odeon, the ball is in your court.

Don't forget eris! She's old enough to be considered a cougar, correct? She does have sex with much younger men.

Cougars are usually over 40 I believe.  It may be so with Eris

I think Eris is much younger than that. I doubt if she's much more than 30, and possibly slightly younger.

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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2011, 10:32:56 PM »
I think that Jaguar and Cougar owners are the only ones qualified to address this issue.  Odeon, the ball is in your court.

Don't forget eris! She's old enough to be considered a cougar, correct? She does have sex with much younger men.

Cougars are usually over 40 I believe.  It may be so with Eris

I think Eris is much younger than that. I doubt if she's much more than 30, and possibly slightly younger.

If I recall correctly, eris is 31.
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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2011, 10:33:52 PM »
I think that Jaguar and Cougar owners are the only ones qualified to address this issue.  Odeon, the ball is in your court.

Don't forget eris! She's old enough to be considered a cougar, correct? She does have sex with much younger men.

Cougars are usually over 40 I believe.  It may be so with Eris

I think Eris is much younger than that. I doubt if she's much more than 30, and possibly slightly younger.

If I recall correctly, eris is 31.

Do you two know each other?

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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2011, 10:44:49 PM »
Peoples!!!  >:(

This is about 2 large cats that both inhabit Central America.

We're all about staying on tipic here.  :P

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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2011, 10:33:54 PM »
Eris is 30. And I do have sex with a guy 11 years younger than me, but I think a couger is over 35. I'm more of a tiger anyway.

AS for whether jaguars should respect cougars rights - fuck no. Jaguars could fucking tear the shit of a cougar is 10 seconds flat. There is nothing to respect about that  :P

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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2011, 10:36:42 PM »
Eris is 30. And I do have sex with a guy 11 years younger than me, but I think a couger is over 35. I'm more of a tiger anyway.

AS for whether jaguars should respect cougars rights - fuck no. Jaguars could fucking tear the shit of a cougar is 10 seconds flat. There is nothing to respect about that  :P

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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2011, 10:48:29 PM »
Eris is 30. And I do have sex with a guy 11 years younger than me, but I think a couger is over 35. I'm more of a tiger anyway.

AS for whether jaguars should respect cougars rights - fuck no. Jaguars could fucking tear the shit of a cougar is 10 seconds flat. There is nothing to respect about that  :P

So might makes right, and there's no moral principles in the world except violence??

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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2011, 11:16:05 PM »
In the animal kindom that's the way it is. Maybe we should ignore those rules, though. Maybe we can let animals have human rights, and let dogs drive cars.

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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2011, 11:35:19 PM »
In the animal kindom that's the way it is. Maybe we should ignore those rules, though. Maybe we can let animals have human rights, and let dogs drive cars.

I've seen a horse that drives a car, I think horses can drive better than dogs TBH.

I can't find the image on google.  >:(

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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2011, 11:46:29 PM »
In the animal kindom that's the way it is. Maybe we should ignore those rules, though. Maybe we can let animals have human rights, and let dogs drive cars.

I've seen a horse that drives a car, I think horses can drive better than dogs TBH.

I can't find the image on google.  >:(

That's just silly. It's not a "horseless carriage" if there is, in fact, a horse involved in the operation of the vehicle.
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Re: Should Jaguars be forced to respect Cougar rights??
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2011, 11:53:01 PM »
In the animal kindom that's the way it is. Maybe we should ignore those rules, though. Maybe we can let animals have human rights, and let dogs drive cars.

I've seen a horse that drives a car, I think horses can drive better than dogs TBH.

I can't find the image on google.  >:(

That's just silly. It's not a "horseless carriage" if there is, in fact, a horse involved in the operation of the vehicle.

I remeber seeing it on TV in the 80's on some show like Real People or That's Incredible.