A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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Sleep. I haven't had a good, satisfying night's sleep and woken refreshed in longer than I can remember.Would you rather eat brussels sprouts or frogspawn?**You can cook either option first.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Rich and depressed, seeing as I can be both loved and depressed anyway, so if I were poor and loved I might still be depressed.Changing your sex for a day or changing your MBTI type for a day (to any type you want it to be)?
DAMN YOU FLYING TOASTER!!! YOUR EVIL PLOTS HAVE FOILED MY PLANS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Flying Toaster on January 28, 2007, 11:16:27 AMRich and depressed, seeing as I can be both loved and depressed anyway, so if I were poor and loved I might still be depressed.Changing your sex for a day or changing your MBTI type for a day (to any type you want it to be)?Change my sex. I'd like to try out being a woman, and see if it's as much fun as it looks.A week of the most fun and sexual satisfaction you've ever had, followed by a red hot needle up your urethra to cure the STD's, or a week of normal day to day life?
Six feet of snow. I wish things were more seasonal here, rather than winter just being a wetter, cooler and darker version of summer, with extra mud.Your kid being (eventually) a professionally successful psychopath who has no feelings for you, or a homeless junkie who's too ashamed of themselves to talk to you.
Quote from: Yougurt on January 28, 2007, 11:18:34 AMDAMN YOU FLYING TOASTER!!! YOUR EVIL PLOTS HAVE FOILED MY PLANS AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Quote from: Flying Toaster on January 28, 2007, 11:30:42 AMScrapheap got your riddle wrong, PMS Elle.http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2302.msg109225#msg109225
Walking thru a swamp or a desert!