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Another new person.
« on: January 15, 2011, 12:34:01 PM »
Hi all, I'm Emma but you might aswell call me crip because everyone does IRL. Shleed kept bugging me to join but I probably won't post much as I'm a bit shy. So er, yeah. Hi ;D

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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2011, 12:35:57 PM »
They won't bite. :zoinks:

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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2011, 12:38:29 PM »
They won't bite. :zoinks:

Are your sure?   :aff:
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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2011, 12:38:46 PM »
Greetings, Emma. Welcome to I2. I've noticed you lurking over the past few days; I'm glad that you finally decided to post.

So, anyways... did you really have sex with a horse when Schleed dared you to, or is that just something that he tells people?

When will you be posting nudes?

Make ten posts, and then you will be able to see more of the forum.

Ignore anything Scrapheap says about "getting in the barrel".

That more or less covers the introductory advice that you'll need. Feel free to ask questions. 8)
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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2011, 12:38:48 PM »
 :welcome:  Emma! I remember you from photos taken by Schleed.
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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2011, 12:40:32 PM »
They won't bite. :zoinks:

Are your sure?   :aff:

Well Dook might, but nobody likes the cunt. :LOL:

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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2011, 12:43:25 PM »
Oh god, I forgot about that. Yeah, I really recommend it, horse sex is great. :zoinks:
As for the nudes, I dunno I haven't got a good camera so I'll wait until I next see ash.
Thanks for the welcome everyone.

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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2011, 12:45:26 PM »
Afetr 10 posts you will see more of the site! Post, girl, post!   :hamsterwheel:
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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2011, 12:51:05 PM »
ah shit 10 posts... i have nothing to post about! oh well, here's another one down.

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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2011, 12:51:41 PM »
hi emma/crip :) welcome

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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2011, 12:52:41 PM »
ah shit 10 posts... i have nothing to post about! oh well, here's another one down.

No one here has anything to post about. We just keep doing so because of inertia.  ;)

Try playing a few games. You should be able to see that forum.
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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2011, 12:53:19 PM »
ah shit 10 posts... i have nothing to post about! oh well, here's another one down.

You can always  :beware:  !
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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2011, 12:54:59 PM »
ah shit 10 posts... i have nothing to post about! oh well, here's another one down.

No one here has anything to post about. We just keep doing so because of inertia.  ;)



what ? you mean my ramblings arent important ? Im not changing lives ?

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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2011, 12:59:15 PM »
ah shit 10 posts... i have nothing to post about! oh well, here's another one down.

No one here has anything to post about. We just keep doing so because of inertia.  ;)



what ? you mean my ramblings arent important ? Im not changing lives ?

Your ramblings are and are not important, both at the same time.

Since you're in Ireland right now, why don't you take Emma to have a pint at the local pub? She's new here, and could use a friend.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Another new person.
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2011, 01:01:07 PM »
That's right ! I am in Ireland at this very moment. I SHOULD be a nice welcome-wagon and buy her a beer.


But who knows, i may be in south africa by the end of the hour.