haha im watching this airport security show

[ZEGH8578]

this old hag brings tons of cigs into the country - which is fine - but she THINKS shes in trouble - and tries to fix up a lie about them, that shes gonna sell them - which IS illegal

and the guard is desperately trying to explain to her that she ISNT breaking the law, as long as she stops telling them she intends to sell them, in order to get out of trouble

but she refuses to listen, translating everything they say into "bla bla your in trouble"

peoples RAGING stupidity... oh their stupidity. oh, oh, oh, their stupidity

shes even giving them attitude, and theyre trying to help her keep her cigs

[Adam]

I watch them shows sometimes. They scare me though - I don't wanna get strip searched

[ZEGH8578]

I watch them shows sometimes. They scare me though - I don't wanna get strip searched

i did once.

the nark dog smelled weed off my clothes (omg that spanish has... so soft... so succulent... so much residue left in my clothes 

i got arrested in front of germans and japs, and taken into the back, stripped naked, and lifted my ballsack up.

[Adam]

People sohuldn't be strip searched for drugs ffs

If they're suspected of having bomb or something then I understand, but drugs aren't gonna be a danger to the other people there

[ZEGH8578]

People sohuldn't be strip searched for drugs ffs

If they're suspected of having bomb or something then I understand, but drugs aren't gonna be a danger to the other people there

haha you dont have to tell me 

also, W.T.F am i gonna hide WEED under my BALLS for...

it ended up okay tho, we got our flight, and i got to experience my second good cop/bad cop routine
yup, they actually do it, cus in reality people dont see it as a tv-cliché, but actually fall for the routine

[Scrapheap]

I watch them shows sometimes. They scare me though - I don't wanna get strip searched

Luckilly, I've made friends in the General Aviation Community.

I can fly anywhere in the US, and possibly to Europe, without having to go through security because I can fly on personal aircraft.

It costs a bit more and it's slower (you have to pay for your share of gas and it's most likely going to be a piston powered plane), but it sure beats getting molested by the TSA.

Another benefit is that there's no records of your travel. You pay cash and no one checks your ID. 

[P7PSP]

I watch them shows sometimes. They scare me though - I don't wanna get strip searched

i did once.

the nark dog smelled weed off my clothes (omg that spanish has... so soft... so succulent... so much residue left in my clothes 

i got arrested in front of germans and japs, and taken into the back, stripped naked, and lifted my ballsack up.

Did you get a boner? 

[ZEGH8578]

I watch them shows sometimes. They scare me though - I don't wanna get strip searched

i did once.

the nark dog smelled weed off my clothes (omg that spanish has... so soft... so succulent... so much residue left in my clothes 

i got arrested in front of germans and japs, and taken into the back, stripped naked, and lifted my ballsack up.

Did you get a boner? 

yes 

raging pulsating granite boner

[Scrapheap]

[eris]

this old hag brings tons of cigs into the country - which is fine - but she THINKS shes in trouble - and tries to fix up a lie about them, that shes gonna sell them - which IS illegal

and the guard is desperately trying to explain to her that she ISNT breaking the law, as long as she stops telling them she intends to sell them, in order to get out of trouble

but she refuses to listen, translating everything they say into "bla bla your in trouble"

peoples RAGING stupidity... oh their stupidity. oh, oh, oh, their stupidity

shes even giving them attitude, and theyre trying to help her keep her cigs

 

 I fly like paper, get high like planes
 If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name
 If you come around here, I make 'em all day
 I get one down in a second if you wait