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Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« on: January 13, 2011, 06:24:30 PM »
Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet

Thanks to the Earth's movement, your astrological sign may have changed.

The Internet is buzzing with the news that the zodiac has been rearranged.

A sign has been added to the list of 12 astrological signs we've been used to, stated the Christian Science Monitor. "Ophiuchus," the added sign is said to be a formation the ancient Babylonians discarded because they wanted 12 star signs, not 13.

Ophiuchus is for those whose birthdays fall on Nov. 29-Dec. 17.

According to the website, the positions were determined more than 2,000 years ago.

Here are the "real" dates of astrological signs, according to astronomers:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 06:28:18 PM »
This article has a very flimsy rationale. Astronomers aren't unscientific enough to be qualified to determine the signs of the zodiac. 8)
« Last Edit: January 13, 2011, 06:29:50 PM by Semicolon »
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2011, 06:29:33 PM »
All this is to just piss people off I am sure. Seems stupid
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2011, 06:30:58 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 13, 2011, 06:28:18 PM
Astronomers aren't unscientific enough to be qualified to determine the signs of the zodiac. 8)
Lol.
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2011, 06:37:29 PM »
phew, i am still leo

so, i am still "a loud and social party boy" according to most newspaper zodiacs
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2011, 07:01:00 PM »
According to this I'm a Capricorn.   :laugh:


First they kill off Pluto now they're fucking with the zodiac.  :facepalm2:



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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2011, 07:20:49 PM »
I'm now a Libra :laugh:

My "old" starsign Scorpio only goes for 7 days!! :zombiefuck:
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2011, 07:30:19 PM »
Only idiots cares about this meaningless zodiac crap. :wanker:
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2011, 07:32:36 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on January 13, 2011, 07:30:19 PM
Only idiots cares about this meaningless zodiac crap. :wanker:

:smarty:

When's your birthday?

According to this, I'm a Leo instead of a Virgo.
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2011, 07:50:01 PM »
Am I the only one thinking it makes no sense for Christian Scientists to be concerned with Zodiac signs?
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2011, 08:26:13 PM »
I'm still a Saggitarius  :headbang2:




Quote from: Pentagram on January 13, 2011, 07:30:19 PM
Only idiots care about this meaningless "god" crap. :wanker:  :autism: :tard:

Fixed  :orly:

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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2011, 08:30:42 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on January 13, 2011, 07:50:01 PM
Am I the only one thinking it makes no sense for Christian Scientists to be concerned with Zodiac signs?
No more sense than for astronomers.
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2011, 08:31:37 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on January 13, 2011, 07:50:01 PM
Am I the only one thinking it makes no sense for Christian Scientists to be concerned with Zodiac signs?

The real question is, why does Fox News think that the internet will be thrown into chaos because of a contrived news story issued by the Christian Science Monitor?
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2011, 08:40:49 PM »
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 08:26:13 PM
I'm still a Saggitarius  :headbang2:




Quote from: Pentagram on January 13, 2011, 07:30:19 PM
Only idiots care about this meaningless "god" crap. :wanker:  :autism: :tard:

Fixed  :orly:

Let the butthurt commence.....

God has nothing to do with such Pagan things as Zodiac signs. ::)
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Re: Zodiac Sign Change Causes Chaos On Internet
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2011, 08:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on January 13, 2011, 08:40:49 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 08:26:13 PM
I'm still a Saggitarius  :headbang2:




Quote from: Pentagram on January 13, 2011, 07:30:19 PM
Only idiots care about this meaningless "god" crap. :wanker:  :autism: :tard:

Fixed  :orly:

Let the butthurt commence.....

God has nothing to do with such Pagan things as Zodiac signs. ::)

That depends on whether or not you believe that God created everything.
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