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...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...Does that mean I have to marry my hand??
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff. We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony. Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake. I do so love a nice wedding.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Big Ugly Radial Engine on January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...Does that mean I have to marry my hand?? If you do , then I'm going to be in trouble for polygamy Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AMLady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff. We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony. Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake. I do so love a nice wedding. I wonder who you have married me off to?
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 06:54:01 AMQuote from: Big Ugly Radial Engine on January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...Does that mean I have to marry my hand?? If you do , then I'm going to be in trouble for polygamy Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AMLady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff. We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony. Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake. I do so love a nice wedding. I wonder who you have married me off to? Perhaps it is Neptune, God of the Sea!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 13, 2011, 07:04:16 AMQuote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 06:54:01 AMQuote from: Big Ugly Radial Engine on January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...Does that mean I have to marry my hand?? If you do , then I'm going to be in trouble for polygamy Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AMLady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff. We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony. Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake. I do so love a nice wedding. I wonder who you have married me off to? Perhaps it is Neptune, God of the Sea! Ooh I do hope so
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 09:27:57 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 13, 2011, 07:04:16 AMQuote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 06:54:01 AMQuote from: Big Ugly Radial Engine on January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...Does that mean I have to marry my hand?? If you do , then I'm going to be in trouble for polygamy Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AMLady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff. We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony. Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake. I do so love a nice wedding. I wonder who you have married me off to? Perhaps it is Neptune, God of the Sea! Ooh I do hope so If not, I believe that General Razorbeard is available.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AMLady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff. We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony. Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake. I do so love a nice wedding. It's a he.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
