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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM »
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff.  We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.   Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake.  I do so love a nice wedding.
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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...

Does that mean I have to marry my hand??  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:
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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2011, 12:15:28 AM »
Quote from: Big Ugly Radial Engine on January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...

Does that mean I have to marry my hand??  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:

And make an honest hand of it, yes.  :thumbup:
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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2011, 06:54:01 AM »
Quote from: Big Ugly Radial Engine on January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...

Does that mean I have to marry my hand??  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:

If you do , then I'm going to be in trouble for polygamy  :autism: 



Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff.  We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.   Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake.  I do so love a nice wedding.


I wonder who you have married me off to?   :orly:
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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2011, 07:04:16 AM »
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 06:54:01 AM
Quote from: Big Ugly Radial Engine on January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...

Does that mean I have to marry my hand??  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:

If you do , then I'm going to be in trouble for polygamy  :autism: 



Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff.  We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.   Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake.  I do so love a nice wedding.


I wonder who you have married me off to?   :orly:

Perhaps it is Neptune, God of the Sea!   :toporly:
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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2011, 09:27:57 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 13, 2011, 07:04:16 AM
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 06:54:01 AM
Quote from: Big Ugly Radial Engine on January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...

Does that mean I have to marry my hand??  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:

If you do , then I'm going to be in trouble for polygamy  :autism: 



Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff.  We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.   Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake.  I do so love a nice wedding.


I wonder who you have married me off to?   :orly:

Perhaps it is Neptune, God of the Sea!   :toporly:


Ooh I do hope so :drool: :toporly:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2011, 01:48:33 PM »
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 09:27:57 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 13, 2011, 07:04:16 AM
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 06:54:01 AM
Quote from: Big Ugly Radial Engine on January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...

Does that mean I have to marry my hand??  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:

If you do , then I'm going to be in trouble for polygamy  :autism: 



Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff.  We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.   Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake.  I do so love a nice wedding.


I wonder who you have married me off to?   :orly:

Perhaps it is Neptune, God of the Sea!   :toporly:

Ooh I do hope so :drool: :toporly:

If not, I believe that General Razorbeard is available. ;)
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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2011, 02:01:17 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 13, 2011, 01:48:33 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 09:27:57 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 13, 2011, 07:04:16 AM
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 13, 2011, 06:54:01 AM
Quote from: Big Ugly Radial Engine on January 13, 2011, 12:12:57 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
...We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony...

Does that mean I have to marry my hand??  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:  :zombiefuck:

If you do , then I'm going to be in trouble for polygamy  :autism: 



Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff.  We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.   Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake.  I do so love a nice wedding.


I wonder who you have married me off to?   :orly:

Perhaps it is Neptune, God of the Sea!   :toporly:

Ooh I do hope so :drool: :toporly:

If not, I believe that General Razorbeard is available. ;)


In HIS dreams  :zoinks:


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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2011, 03:29:51 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff.  We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.   Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake.  I do so love a nice wedding.

It's a he.
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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2011, 03:33:05 PM »
Quote from: General Razorbeard on January 14, 2011, 03:29:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff.  We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.   Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake.  I do so love a nice wedding.

It's a he.

Are you sure?
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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2011, 04:21:39 PM »
Quote from: General Razorbeard on January 14, 2011, 03:29:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff.  We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.   Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake.  I do so love a nice wedding.

It's a he.

It's also a joke.
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2011, 10:30:43 AM »
I interrupt this thread to say......


HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTERFLIES!!!

:party:  :birthday: :party:  :birthday: :party:  :birthday: :party:  :birthday: :party:  :birthday: :party:  :birthday:


You're still scottish though  :P
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2011, 05:02:54 PM »
Quote from: General Razorbeard on January 14, 2011, 03:29:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 13, 2011, 12:10:35 AM
Lady Sea Tart, you are correct that contraception is unnatural, unholy and other stuff.  We are not amused by physical gratification outside of the bonds of holy matrimony.   Look in the Post what you're thinking thread for a picture of your wedding cake.  I do so love a nice wedding.

It's a he.

During her duties as Lady in Waiting for her Highness, Lady Sea Tart is a she.
We Ladies in waiting do know things like that.
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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2011, 05:04:42 PM »
Actually Lady Hykeaswell, Lady Sea Tart is the Admiral of the Loyal Royal Navy. 
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Re: I callout Butterflies!
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2011, 05:05:47 PM »
Fuck the monarchy
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