Author Topic: OK, Let's do it again. Why do you Brits have such retarded, faggotty gun laws?  (Read 20019 times)

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Just got to let them decompose long enough and then they're perfectly clean.

True, but before that happens it's quite icky.

That's why you go on a long holiday right after leaving the person to water your plants some poisoned biscuits for the effort.

Is there something you wish to share with us? :zoinks:
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You freaks are going to frighten away the n00b.  >:(

I don't think so. I think it's simply that he's got an actual life.
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Just got to let them decompose long enough and then they're perfectly clean.

True, but before that happens it's quite icky.

That's why you go on a long holiday right after leaving the person to water your plants some poisoned biscuits for the effort.

Is there something you wish to share with us? :zoinks:

You want biscuis?
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No, I'm not watering your plants either. :P
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I've been busy.  I have a wife, kids and a time consuming career.......

Meanwhile...


On average, he said, nine children under age 18 are unintentionally shot in the United States every day. Of those, about seven die each day. Hutson said those numbers have been fairly steady over the past few years.[/b]

 7 kids a day dead?  Yeah.  Guns aren't dangerous.  If there weren't guns then kids would just stab each other instead.
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I've been busy.  I have a wife, kids and a time consuming career.......


If you had a gun you could solve the problem of having a wife and kids. :autism:

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I've been busy.  I have a wife, kids and a time consuming career.......

Meanwhile...


On average, he said, nine children under age 18 are unintentionally shot in the United States every day. Of those, about seven die each day. Hutson said those numbers have been fairly steady over the past few years.[/b]

 7 kids a day dead?  Yeah.  Guns aren't dangerous.  If there weren't guns then kids would just stab each other instead.
No one said guns aren't dangerous.

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I've been busy.  I have a wife, kids and a time consuming career.......

Meanwhile...


On average, he said, nine children under age 18 are unintentionally shot in the United States every day. Of those, about seven die each day. Hutson said those numbers have been fairly steady over the past few years.[/b]

 7 kids a day dead?  Yeah.  Guns aren't dangerous.  If there weren't guns then kids would just stab each other instead.
The most recent CDC statistical 2013 report displays an annual total of 505 unintentional firearm deaths, for a statistical rate of 0.2. Couldn't find any government accidental gun death stats by age. That's still nowhere near seven people per day. http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr64/nvsr64_02.pdf
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Couldn't find any government accidental gun death stats by age. http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr64/nvsr64_02.pdf
Am mistaken. That report does in fact contain a supplemental table of annual totals by age. 69 ages 0-14, and 107 age 15-24.

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Am thinking he left. Hopefully not because of this thread. He should come back and talk about something else.

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