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Offline FourAceDeal

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British men don't need to own guns because we have adequately sized working penises.
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British men don't need to own guns because we have adequately sized working penises.

  So you shoot them at home invaders?  :laugh:
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Here we go.  This is the point in the conversation when the gun nut posts up NRA supplied statistics and everyone else has a really good laugh at them.

Not that I've been through this at least a dozen times.

I'm not anti-gun.  Used to own one.  Now I don't.  Don't need one. 

And yes lax gun laws mean higher murder rates.  But post up your proof otherwise.  I could do with a good old laugh.
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British men don't need to own guns because we have adequately sized working penises.

  So you shoot them at home invaders?  :laugh:

You should see them take down a deer.  :zoinks:
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British men don't need to own guns because we have adequately sized working penises.

My dick is so big it has it's own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.  :zoinks:
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Here we go.  This is the point in the conversation when the gun nut posts up NRA supplied statistics and everyone else has a really good laugh at them.

Not that I've been through this at least a dozen times.

I'm not anti-gun.  Used to own one.  Now I don't.  Don't need one. 

And yes lax gun laws mean higher murder rates.  But post up your proof otherwise.  I could do with a good old laugh.

Search through the old posts here. The laughs are all over the place.
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Here we go.  This is the point in the conversation when the gun nut posts up NRA supplied statistics and everyone else has a really good laugh at them.

Not that I've been through this at least a dozen times.

I'm not anti-gun.  Used to own one.  Now I don't.  Don't need one. 

And yes lax gun laws mean higher murder rates.  But post up your proof otherwise.  I could do with a good old laugh.

Search through the old posts here. The laughs are all over the place.

It's a shame he missed out on the penis contest.  :zoinks:
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My dick is so big Steven Hawking created a theory about it.  :zoinks:
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Here we go.  This is the point in the conversation when the gun nut posts up NRA supplied statistics and everyone else has a really good laugh at them.

Not that I've been through this at least a dozen times.

I'm not anti-gun.  Used to own one.  Now I don't.  Don't need one. 

And yes lax gun laws mean higher murder rates.  But post up your proof otherwise.  I could do with a good old laugh.

Search through the old posts here. The laughs are all over the place.

I had quite literally just had the arguement (again) on another forum and was feeling a little jaded by the whole subject.

It's just Darwinism in action.  Ironic. if you think about it.
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Here we go.  This is the point in the conversation when the gun nut posts up NRA supplied statistics and everyone else has a really good laugh at them.

Not that I've been through this at least a dozen times.

I'm not anti-gun.  Used to own one.  Now I don't.  Don't need one. 

And yes lax gun laws mean higher murder rates.  But post up your proof otherwise.  I could do with a good old laugh.

Search through the old posts here. The laughs are all over the place.

I had quite literally just had the arguement (again) on another forum and was feeling a little jaded by the whole subject.

It's just Darwinism in action.  Ironic. if you think about it.

It's mostly just sad, IMHO.
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My dick is so big Steven Hawking created a theory about it.  :zoinks:

  Hawking would have staff shoot you if you were in his yard.  :zoinks: :trollface:
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My dick is so big Steven Hawking created a theory about it.  :zoinks:

  Hawking would have staff shoot you if you were in his yard.  :zoinks: :trollface:

Stephen Hawking's dick is so big it has an agent, so my dick's people have to call his dick's people.  :zoinks:
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And yes lax gun laws mean higher murder rates.  But post up your proof otherwise.  I could do with a good old laugh.

That's not how it works. Since you're the one who made a truth claim, you're the one who has to provide evidence for it.

BTW, off the top of my head, Chicago has some of the most restrictive gun laws in the US but the murder rates there are off the charts.

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My dick is so big it has a board of directors.  :zoinks:
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My dick is so big it has a board of directors.  :zoinks:

And each of them are cunts. :zoinks:
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