Author Topic: OK, Let's do it again. Why do you Brits have such retarded, faggotty gun laws?  (Read 19749 times)

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Aw shucks, I really do love you guys.  :lol1:


Maybe, but his dick's dick being bigger was pretty good comedy.

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I stole most of that crap from Drew Carey, but yeah it's pretty funny.  :agreed:


Looks like the pro-gun side won this one.  :litigious:

I think Jack just wanted to prove violent video games reduce homicide.  :zoinks:

Can you or this "Jack" person that everyone else seems to know, provide any evidence that such a statement can possibly be true?

I also can not offer any proof that these horrid sit down games "cause"  anything at all other than obesity and a lack of self esteem.

That is already out there for us all to worry about, but since I actually go outside from time to time and shoot REAL GUNS at REAL TARGETS and spend time cleaning them afterwards, I feel that my obesity and lowered self esteem may be put off a bit while I continue to exercise and work my hand-eye coordination to a result that IS provable.

DO not get me wrong, I love a good shooter game for about twenty or so minutes, but I really want to go out and do the real thing. OK, we do not have volunteer live targets, but it will amaze you when you try, A paper target that resembles your boss can be very satisfying to blow the shit out of!!


... in real life.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2016, 12:17:59 PM by DirtDawg »
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I think Jack just wanted to prove violent video games reduce homicide.

Can you or this "Jack" person that everyone else seems to know, provide any evidence that such a statement can possibly be true?
That was a joke. Jack pointed out US homicide rates have reached a fifty year low over the past fifteen years, and the reasonable explanation for that decline is a cultural shift, mainly the proliferation of personal tech devices in general, not specific to video games or any particular genre. However, if you would like to see graphs displaying side-by-side stats for increasing video game sales compared to decreasing violent crime rates, they do exist. Most of those graphs are specific to youth violent crime and they probably aren't intended to show video games reduce crime, but rather used to discredit people who claim video games make children more violent.
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Looks like the pro-gun side won this one.  :litigious:

I think the pro-dick side won it. :M

My dick is so big because it's made of win.  :zoinks:
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Its not going to appear so big if it were used in a non-toddler or preteen. Or family dog.

And if you were some day ever to pull the tampon out of your ass, so it stops pushing on your prostate from behind, there'd be less force acting to push your 'dick' outwards, causing it to atrophy yet further :P



Quote-gopher gayry:   ''my dick is made of THin''


Fixed ^
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This thread is full of the very best kind of win  :autism:

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Of course it is. I posted, did I not?
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Looks like the pro-gun side won this one.  :litigious:

And you win first prize, which is 40,000 gun casualties in 2015 alone.  Congratulations.  You must be so proud of yourself.

So how does it feel to have a murder so very much higher than other western countries?  Please describe how superior it makes you feel?  I would very much like to understand your thinking.
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Looks like the pro-gun side won this one.  :litigious:

And you win first prize, which is 40,000 gun casualties in 2015 alone.

The majority of which are suicides. 

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So how does it feel to have a murder so very much higher than other western countries?  Please describe how superior it makes you feel?  I would very much like to understand your thinking.

Apparently you had your fingers stuck in your ears when it was explained to you why you can't compare the US to western Europe.

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Looks like the pro-gun side won this one.  :litigious:

And you win first prize, which is 40,000 gun casualties in 2015 alone.  Congratulations.  You must be so proud of yourself.

So how does it feel to have a murder so very much higher than other western countries?  Please describe how superior it makes you feel?  I would very much like to understand your thinking.

Thinking this may be the first time participating in a gun debate; that's interesting. Statistics are interesting. You're interesting. This topic really isn't. Maybe later you and I can find something else.
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Thinking this may be the first time participating in a gun debate; that's interesting.

Stick around.  It's a twice monthly tradition around here ;)

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I support the gun laws in Australia.
I also support gun laws in America.
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Looks like the pro-gun side won this one.  :litigious:

And you win first prize, which is 40,000 gun casualties in 2015 alone.

The majority of which are suicides. 

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So how does it feel to have a murder so very much higher than other western countries?  Please describe how superior it makes you feel?  I would very much like to understand your thinking.

Apparently you had your fingers stuck in your ears when it was explained to you why you can't compare the US to western Europe.



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Thinking this may be the first time participating in a gun debate; that's interesting.

Stick around.  It's a twice monthly tradition around here ;)
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Aren't you using the wrong account for that??  :orly:

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No.