A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 11, 2011, 05:32:41 PMI wasn't aware that you weren't straight. its terrible, i know :/
I wasn't aware that you weren't straight.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Butterflies on May 11, 2011, 05:21:26 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 11, 2011, 04:34:18 PM This is fun, being judged by my antics on a forum. Lets just say from this forum, I had a message from a member saying I had them rolling with laughter. To be honest, i'm not trying to amuse odeon or midwife. If I was, i'd just post one of the silly pictures/posters that appeals to people with a delayed mental age. "internetz, serious muther fuggin business" hillarious. And as far as my girlfriend is concerned, i'm not retarded enough to make an online forum a place to talk about my personal life. Just because odeon and midwife are computer nerds doesn't really mean they function in the real world, socially anyway. Otherwise they, and most members here wouldn't be on here so much. I've just got in the 2nd time today, worked hard, got back about 5, was on here for about an hour. Had half an hours drive to play a tennis match, we thrashed the other team. My tennis partner used to play for his county. Then we all went out for an expensive Thai meal. The day before, I woke up, and had "crazy hot" morning sex, not my words. Been practicing my piano a lot for my next grade. My name is scattered across the board at my golf club. A woman on this site said she knew there was more substance to me, when I told her a bit about myself, and she wanted to come fly miles to come and see me, actually, quite a few have. I would never resort to sucking on their arse in the cringeworthy way midlife does. And butterfly, I will say one thing, my gf has a degree, she's very intelligent. And, you're not really one to be talking about relationships anyway. I must be doing something right Ok, think i'm done, just wanted to point out i'm not just useless cunt. Anymore questions? Actually. I don't have a problem with you. I kinda like you in a funny sort of way. You've made one or two light-hearted comments that appeared to be aimed at getting a response. I thought I'd do the same thing. It seems that I may have hit a raw nerve. I am sorry about that.You do seem to be somewhat of a Renaissance man, and it's clear to me now why you have no problem finding a girlfriend. In fact, she is lucky to have you. Now that I know a bit more about you, I'm not surprised that one of the female members wanted to travel a long distance to meet you. The only thing that does surprise me is that it was only one female member. If I was straight, I'd be very interested in you as well.Reading your essay shows me that, while I thought I was quite decent in the fields of business and sport, any accomplishments fade into insignifigance when compared to your success. I am sorry that I doubted you.I just have to say that I find it amazing that you have the time for all of that in addition to the time commitment you gave WP. Bravo sir.
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 11, 2011, 04:34:18 PM This is fun, being judged by my antics on a forum. Lets just say from this forum, I had a message from a member saying I had them rolling with laughter. To be honest, i'm not trying to amuse odeon or midwife. If I was, i'd just post one of the silly pictures/posters that appeals to people with a delayed mental age. "internetz, serious muther fuggin business" hillarious. And as far as my girlfriend is concerned, i'm not retarded enough to make an online forum a place to talk about my personal life. Just because odeon and midwife are computer nerds doesn't really mean they function in the real world, socially anyway. Otherwise they, and most members here wouldn't be on here so much. I've just got in the 2nd time today, worked hard, got back about 5, was on here for about an hour. Had half an hours drive to play a tennis match, we thrashed the other team. My tennis partner used to play for his county. Then we all went out for an expensive Thai meal. The day before, I woke up, and had "crazy hot" morning sex, not my words. Been practicing my piano a lot for my next grade. My name is scattered across the board at my golf club. A woman on this site said she knew there was more substance to me, when I told her a bit about myself, and she wanted to come fly miles to come and see me, actually, quite a few have. I would never resort to sucking on their arse in the cringeworthy way midlife does. And butterfly, I will say one thing, my gf has a degree, she's very intelligent. And, you're not really one to be talking about relationships anyway. I must be doing something right Ok, think i'm done, just wanted to point out i'm not just useless cunt. Anymore questions? Actually. I don't have a problem with you. I kinda like you in a funny sort of way. You've made one or two light-hearted comments that appeared to be aimed at getting a response. I thought I'd do the same thing. It seems that I may have hit a raw nerve. I am sorry about that.You do seem to be somewhat of a Renaissance man, and it's clear to me now why you have no problem finding a girlfriend. In fact, she is lucky to have you. Now that I know a bit more about you, I'm not surprised that one of the female members wanted to travel a long distance to meet you. The only thing that does surprise me is that it was only one female member. If I was straight, I'd be very interested in you as well.Reading your essay shows me that, while I thought I was quite decent in the fields of business and sport, any accomplishments fade into insignifigance when compared to your success. I am sorry that I doubted you.
This is fun, being judged by my antics on a forum. Lets just say from this forum, I had a message from a member saying I had them rolling with laughter. To be honest, i'm not trying to amuse odeon or midwife. If I was, i'd just post one of the silly pictures/posters that appeals to people with a delayed mental age. "internetz, serious muther fuggin business" hillarious. And as far as my girlfriend is concerned, i'm not retarded enough to make an online forum a place to talk about my personal life. Just because odeon and midwife are computer nerds doesn't really mean they function in the real world, socially anyway. Otherwise they, and most members here wouldn't be on here so much. I've just got in the 2nd time today, worked hard, got back about 5, was on here for about an hour. Had half an hours drive to play a tennis match, we thrashed the other team. My tennis partner used to play for his county. Then we all went out for an expensive Thai meal. The day before, I woke up, and had "crazy hot" morning sex, not my words. Been practicing my piano a lot for my next grade. My name is scattered across the board at my golf club. A woman on this site said she knew there was more substance to me, when I told her a bit about myself, and she wanted to come fly miles to come and see me, actually, quite a few have. I would never resort to sucking on their arse in the cringeworthy way midlife does. And butterfly, I will say one thing, my gf has a degree, she's very intelligent. And, you're not really one to be talking about relationships anyway. I must be doing something right Ok, think i'm done, just wanted to point out i'm not just useless cunt. Anymore questions?
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on May 11, 2011, 05:33:33 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 11, 2011, 05:32:41 PMI wasn't aware that you weren't straight. its terrible, i know :/Why don't I ever get that?
I can't think of a single job today that doesn't require a computer, except manual labor of course. Are you a farmer?
Quote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 11, 2011, 05:52:56 PMI can't think of a single job today that doesn't require a computer, except manual labor of course. Are you a farmer? fucking hell, we'll end up like America. You know in companies, there are different sections? Its usually the office workers that are on a computer
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 11, 2011, 05:55:49 PMQuote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 11, 2011, 05:52:56 PMI can't think of a single job today that doesn't require a computer, except manual labor of course. Are you a farmer? fucking hell, we'll end up like America. You know in companies, there are different sections? Its usually the office workers that are on a computer Indeed. Computers need electricity and tend to be located within the boundaries of an "office". So you work outside the office.Was that a NO on farming? My residential waste specialist doesn't use a computer, are you a garbage man?
Quote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 11, 2011, 05:52:56 PMI can't think of a single job today that doesn't require a computer, except manual labor of course. Are you a farmer?At the Journeyman level construction tradesmen don't use computers very often. Even when I am a foreman the copy machine gets more use.
Quote from: PPK on May 11, 2011, 05:59:53 PMQuote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 11, 2011, 05:52:56 PMI can't think of a single job today that doesn't require a computer, except manual labor of course. Are you a farmer?At the Journeyman level construction tradesmen don't use computers very often. Even when I am a foreman the copy machine gets more use.That is an excellent example. As is Parts' job, as is CBC's job. I wonder why Benji is being so dodgy about what he does for a living? If he isn't proud of his career it is pretty easy to just make one up.
Quote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 11, 2011, 06:04:21 PMQuote from: PPK on May 11, 2011, 05:59:53 PMQuote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 11, 2011, 05:52:56 PMI can't think of a single job today that doesn't require a computer, except manual labor of course. Are you a farmer?At the Journeyman level construction tradesmen don't use computers very often. Even when I am a foreman the copy machine gets more use.That is an excellent example. As is Parts' job, as is CBC's job. I wonder why Benji is being so dodgy about what he does for a living? If he isn't proud of his career it is pretty easy to just make one up. I use ovens and a grill and a dishwashing machine in my job! Today I made a nice batch of cookies, AND a cake!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 11, 2011, 06:07:04 PMQuote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 11, 2011, 06:04:21 PMQuote from: PPK on May 11, 2011, 05:59:53 PMQuote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 11, 2011, 05:52:56 PMI can't think of a single job today that doesn't require a computer, except manual labor of course. Are you a farmer?At the Journeyman level construction tradesmen don't use computers very often. Even when I am a foreman the copy machine gets more use.That is an excellent example. As is Parts' job, as is CBC's job. I wonder why Benji is being so dodgy about what he does for a living? If he isn't proud of his career it is pretty easy to just make one up. I use ovens and a grill and a dishwashing machine in my job! Today I made a nice batch of cookies, AND a cake! Your job smells better than my job