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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #165 on: May 09, 2011, 01:38:34 PM »
Actually, he has very lovely hands.
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #166 on: May 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM »
And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... :zoinks:
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #167 on: May 09, 2011, 08:44:24 PM »
Quote from: The Mizark on May 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... :zoinks:

*semen

For one who claims to have great grammar and spelling , you really are shit at it.  :lol:

Also weren't you leaving?
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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #168 on: May 09, 2011, 08:46:23 PM »
Quote from: The Mizark on May 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... :zoinks:

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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #169 on: May 09, 2011, 08:47:20 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on May 09, 2011, 08:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Mizark on May 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... :zoinks:

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He already posted pics. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #170 on: May 09, 2011, 08:48:17 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on May 09, 2011, 08:47:20 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 09, 2011, 08:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Mizark on May 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... :zoinks:

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He already posted pics. :zombiefuck:

Yes, but I need more :vibrator: :vibrator: :vibrator:
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #171 on: May 09, 2011, 08:49:28 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on May 09, 2011, 08:48:17 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on May 09, 2011, 08:47:20 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 09, 2011, 08:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Mizark on May 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... :zoinks:

:needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics:

He already posted pics. :zombiefuck:

Yes, but I need more :vibrator: :vibrator: :vibrator:

If you want to turn straight then get Penty to PM them to you , otherwise I fear I may go straight too.  :zombiefuck:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #172 on: May 10, 2011, 08:26:47 AM »
Quote from: The Mizark on May 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... :zoinks:

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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #173 on: May 10, 2011, 10:57:53 AM »
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 09, 2011, 08:49:28 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 09, 2011, 08:48:17 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on May 09, 2011, 08:47:20 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 09, 2011, 08:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Mizark on May 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... :zoinks:

:needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics:

He already posted pics. :zombiefuck:

Yes, but I need more :vibrator: :vibrator: :vibrator:

If you want to turn straight then get Penty to PM them to you , otherwise I fear I may go straight too.  :zombiefuck:

 :lol:  and I might go assexual.
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #174 on: May 10, 2011, 11:01:21 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 10:57:53 AM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 09, 2011, 08:49:28 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 09, 2011, 08:48:17 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on May 09, 2011, 08:47:20 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 09, 2011, 08:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Mizark on May 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... :zoinks:

:needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics: :needpics:

He already posted pics. :zombiefuck:

Yes, but I need more :vibrator: :vibrator: :vibrator:

If you want to turn straight then get Penty to PM them to you , otherwise I fear I may go straight too.  :zombiefuck:

 :lol:  and I might go assexual.

Assexual?

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #175 on: May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM »
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.
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Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #176 on: May 10, 2011, 11:27:53 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

Like a girlfriend? :orly:
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #177 on: May 10, 2011, 11:30:25 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on May 10, 2011, 11:27:53 AM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

Like a girlfriend? :orly:

Like multiple ones  :orly:
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #178 on: May 10, 2011, 11:31:19 AM »
Quote from: The Mizark on May 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen... :zoinks:

1) Seamen is Squiddy's deparment
2) Male expression is not something Queen Victoria would approve of
3) In spite of your downplaying this, you do have lovely hands.  Mine are double-jointed, knobby, spotted, wrinkled and just generally off-putting.  
4) The proper response to a compliment is, "Thank you."
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #179 on: May 10, 2011, 12:09:58 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

You have a real girlfriend?
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