You're going to have to try harder than that. A lot harder.
But it would be a good way to relieve the stress that you get from having a pedestrian job, taking care of an ugly retarded baby, and bumping uglies with your fatass husband!
That is not cool. Sadly I've been told to be nice to you, so I can't say what i really think
BTW I've seen a pic of the baby and I think it looks sweet.
Deadbeat Cousin (Sorry from here on in I call you DC rather than Deadbeat) who the hell told you to go easy on the little obnoxious cunt?
Hurt him. Whatever words you can think of that will make him cry rivers and go running back into the arms of....
Mother,
Father,
friends, anyone that may care
use them.
When I communicate with people like this I mentally imagine myself as helping them "on their way". Their nasty banter I imagine, as them struggling to get me to release the kink I have on the tube from their life support system. It is to be met with violently until they settle. Eventually if you keep up the same line then resistance will dissipate.