And with those very lovely hands, he rapidly, yet gracefully strokes his schlong over and over until it blushes and lets out a gushing stream of seamen...
1) Seamen is Squiddy's deparment
2) Male expression is not something Queen Victoria would approve of
3) In spite of your downplaying this, you do have lovely hands. Mine are double-jointed, knobby, spotted, wrinkled and just generally off-putting.
4) The proper response to a compliment is, "Thank you."