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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #345 on: March 19, 2012, 06:13:26 AM »
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I'm glad I live over here, where people don't carry guns around, personally!  :lol:
Well not me.  If i found an intruder rifling through my knicker drawer i would much rather pump him full of lead, than ...say...oh damnit what options do i have...oh i could hit him with a wooden spoon!

Actually i guess a frying pan would be good too,  i need to put it to good use i spose.

A woman on her own at least needs a heavy frying pan, and a rolling pin, both with a handle that makes it easy to wield them effectively when in attack or defence mode.
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #346 on: March 19, 2012, 06:32:43 AM »
I assure you, either of you could kill somebody with a karate chop to the throat. But you should have heavy pans & sharp kitchen knives, if they make you feel better able to defend yourself, around, anyway!  :lol:
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #347 on: March 19, 2012, 07:32:24 AM »
My little boy about a year ago at age 13 or 14 was in many ways a little boy but height and build almost my size...yes that was about a year or two ago, he is bighger now.
He had a nightmare and came quietly into my bedroom to tell me. I was sound asleep.
First indication I had was waking to a large man sized shape sneaking into my bedroom.
In one movement, i threw off the covers and planted my feet and coiled back my arms and legs about to charge and belt shit out of this burglar.
Then he whimpered.
I stopped for a second.
Then heard a shaky voiced "I had a bad dream"
i growled "Oh for fuck's sake. Don't ever fucking do that! Are you ok? Come here" and gave him a hug. Must have given him some great mixed messages   :hahaha:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #348 on: March 19, 2012, 07:35:17 AM »
Something more embarassing.
I suffer periodically from exploding head syndrome.
I quite often used to get up to see if there were burglars. Though why i figured that someone would belt me over the head and then casually burgle my house is an interesting question  :hahaha: :yarly:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #349 on: March 19, 2012, 07:55:43 AM »
Ouch? Never heard of that one! Weird, huh?
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #350 on: March 19, 2012, 08:29:44 AM »
Quote from: BruceCM on March 19, 2012, 07:55:43 AM
Ouch? Never heard of that one! Weird, huh?

It is a real condition and it is shitty. I am sure if I got it all the time I would go nuts. (To be honest I thought for a few years I actually was and then someone posted it on here and relief set in)
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #351 on: March 19, 2012, 09:02:00 AM »
I had no doubt it'd be real! Plenty of conditions I've not heard about, sadly. It does help, finding others do get the same or similar things, to an extent at least. It helps me, finding out the problems others have, that I don't experience, too, sort of. You know that, if I could wave my big magic wand & solve all the problems, I would!
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #352 on: March 19, 2012, 09:32:54 AM »
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 11:08:34 PM
I'm glad I live over here, where people don't carry guns around, personally!  :lol:

So are we :trollface:
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #353 on: March 19, 2012, 09:42:14 AM »
Why, so I don't shoot you? Or so you can't shoot me? lols
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #354 on: March 19, 2012, 09:46:05 AM »
Quote from: BruceCM on March 19, 2012, 09:42:14 AM
Why, so I don't shoot you? Or so you can't shoot me? lols

Do you know what "lol" means?  If you are really laughing hysterically at every single post you comment on I can understand why you were locked up.  You sound like a lunatic.
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #355 on: March 19, 2012, 10:16:23 AM »
 >:D Thanks!  :grrr:
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #356 on: March 19, 2012, 11:08:03 AM »
Quote from: BruceCM on March 19, 2012, 06:32:43 AM
I assure you, either of you could kill somebody with a karate chop to the throat. But you should have heavy pans & sharp kitchen knives, if they make you feel better able to defend yourself, around, anyway!  :lol:
GTFO of my ask away thread. Take you fucking spam elsewhere.
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #357 on: March 19, 2012, 11:36:39 AM »
Just how many guns do you have? That's appropriate!
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #358 on: March 19, 2012, 11:40:40 AM »
Quote from: BruceCM on March 19, 2012, 11:36:39 AM
Just how many guns do you have? That's appropriate!

And already answered if you went back and read through the thread instead of asking him to answer something multiple times because you can't be bothered to research the burning question you want an answer to.
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Re: PPK shares with you, his wounded inner child.
« Reply #359 on: March 19, 2012, 12:00:58 PM »
Oooh. Sorry. Just the number? Rifles & handguns?
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