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Quote from: Sladeheap on January 15, 2011, 11:25:31 AMQuote from: eris on January 15, 2011, 11:19:47 AMWell, if I start walking right now.... maybe a month or so ?If you're just walking it would take longer than that. You'd be lucky to walk much more than 20 miles a day.You'd have to hitchhike and possible exchange sexual favors for a ride. Does that sound appealing to you?? Well, I have a car I just think walking would be more fun.But I used to hitchhike all the time when I was a teenager. I never gave any sexual favors but I got myself into some predicaments
Quote from: eris on January 15, 2011, 11:19:47 AMWell, if I start walking right now.... maybe a month or so ?If you're just walking it would take longer than that. You'd be lucky to walk much more than 20 miles a day.You'd have to hitchhike and possible exchange sexual favors for a ride. Does that sound appealing to you??
Well, if I start walking right now.... maybe a month or so ?
Seriously, whose body is this? You do know that moving a dead body is against the law, right?
Quote from: eris on January 15, 2011, 11:30:10 AMQuote from: Sladeheap on January 15, 2011, 11:25:31 AMQuote from: eris on January 15, 2011, 11:19:47 AMWell, if I start walking right now.... maybe a month or so ?If you're just walking it would take longer than that. You'd be lucky to walk much more than 20 miles a day.You'd have to hitchhike and possible exchange sexual favors for a ride. Does that sound appealing to you?? Well, I have a car I just think walking would be more fun.But I used to hitchhike all the time when I was a teenager. I never gave any sexual favors but I got myself into some predicaments Even in a car, you're looking at a 4-5 day drive, depending on how far you want to push it.My family drove from Maryland to California back in '84, it took us 5 days IIRC.
Quote from: Sladeheap on January 15, 2011, 11:34:01 AMEven in a car, you're looking at a 4-5 day drive, depending on how far you want to push it.My family drove from Maryland to California back in '84, it took us 5 days IIRC.Ive never been that far away from home in my entire life.
Even in a car, you're looking at a 4-5 day drive, depending on how far you want to push it.My family drove from Maryland to California back in '84, it took us 5 days IIRC.
It really is ! ireland first. Id also like to tour the factory that makes trojan condoms.
Irish I were drunk right now.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: eris on January 15, 2011, 11:45:13 AMIt really is ! ireland first. Id also like to tour the factory that makes trojan condoms.Are you of Irish descent?
Irish I was drunk right now.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 15, 2011, 11:46:43 AMQuote from: eris on January 15, 2011, 11:45:13 AMIt really is ! ireland first. Id also like to tour the factory that makes trojan condoms.Are you of Irish descent? nope, im german/greekbut this guy is
Quote from: Sladeheap on January 15, 2011, 11:50:30 AMIrish I was drunk right now. Here, have a nice 7-course Irish dinner!*hands you a boiled potato and a six-pack*
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
I really wish I was that guitar
So are you, in the words of a friend of mine, "Irish by injection"?
Quote from: Sea Tart on January 15, 2011, 12:26:43 PMI really wish I was that guitar Me too. and he is a real person, I know him. And he likes me Well we want to bang each other, that is all the "liking" I need right now