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Who killed John Wheeler??
« on: January 05, 2011, 04:55:36 PM »
Former Pentagon Official John Wheeler's body was found in a garbage dump the other day.

Was he murdered for "knowing too much"?? :tinfoil:

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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 05:00:17 PM »
I think we should blame Callaway. After deleting the mod log entries, she deleted John Wheeler and caused the 18 1/2-minute gap in the Presidential tapes. It fits. :tinfoil:
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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 05:01:18 PM »
I think we should blame Callaway. After deleting the mod log entries, she deleted John Wheeler and caused the 18 1/2-minute gap in the Presidential tapes. It fits. :tinfoil:

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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2011, 05:02:49 PM »
I think we should blame Callaway. After deleting the mod log entries, she deleted John Wheeler and caused the 18 1/2-minute gap in the Presidential tapes. It fits. :tinfoil:

I bet Callaway was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. :tinfoil:

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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2011, 05:04:34 PM »
I think we should blame Callaway. After deleting the mod log entries, she deleted John Wheeler and caused the 18 1/2-minute gap in the Presidential tapes. It fits. :tinfoil:

I bet Callaway was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. :tinfoil:

She was probably involved with removing the alien bodies from the crash site at Roswell, too. :tinfoil:
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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 05:04:51 PM »
Conspiracies will abound with this one. I am surprised it has not been bigger news
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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 05:54:44 PM »
She's the chick version of the smoking guy from X Files.  :indeed:

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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2011, 04:54:16 AM »
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I wonder how the police can be so sure that it was even a murder, since John Wheeler apparently spent some time in a trash truck after being inside a dumpster in Newark.  Don't trash trucks compress the contents of dumpsters after they empty them?

From the way he seemed to be acting on video and from the testimony of the people who last saw him, perhaps John Wheeler either hit his head when he was robbed of his briefcase or he had a stroke.  His attorney said that he seemed mentally sharp when he last spoke to him on the phone on December 27, so that probably would rule out Alzheimer's dementia.  He was carryng one of his shoes because it was broken and he had no overcoat even though it was very cold.  Perhaps he was cold, climbed into a dumpster in his addled state to get warm, and died of exposure or after he was compressed in the trash truck?

Of course, this theory fails to explain why the television at his home in Delaware was blaring for days or why reporters saw yellow crime scene tape on two kitchen chairs or why some of the floorboards there had been pried up and were missing.

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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2011, 07:44:46 AM »
We need Bones and Seely for this. 
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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2011, 07:49:21 AM »
No. We need a doctor. THE doctor. :green:
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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2011, 12:31:25 PM »
http://www.eutimes.net/2011/01/top-us-official-murdered-after-arkansas-weapons-test-causes-mass-death/

Look at this.

Interesting article.  Thanks.

OK, after further review, the article has one serious flaw.

John Wheeler was found dead in the landfill at 10 AM New Year's Eve, which is before the red winged blackbirds died, not after.

So how could he have gone to Washington and threatened to blow the whistle about an accidental release of Phosgene gas causing the deaths of the red winged blackbirds before they died?

I heard someone on the news this morning speculating whether he may have had a stroke in the days before his death, so I'm glad to see that someone else's mind is running in the same direction as mine.

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Re: Who killed John Wheeler??
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2011, 05:55:24 PM »
I didn't do it, really.