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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2011, 10:00:12 PM »
Thank heavens you don't have an automatic finger.  A loaded Weeble is a dangerous weapon.
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2011, 10:11:25 PM »
Thank heavens you don't have an automatic finger. A loaded Weeble is a dangerous weapon.

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2011, 11:10:27 PM »
I plead the Feeeeeoooooooooooootthhhh Beeeeeeoooooooooootch!!!

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2011, 04:43:59 AM »
Sir les just picked his ear and then ate the wax. Or used it to slick back his one hair he has on his head

Cool story Hanzel.
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2011, 06:37:34 AM »
obsessed.

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2011, 04:59:32 PM »

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2013, 04:18:51 PM »
Yardsales.  :spaz: :trainwreck: :litigious:
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2013, 05:19:59 PM »
Was scratching my mo. Oooppppsss.

Hey Ricky, what the fuck has yardsales got to do with this tread or what your index finger would shoot?
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2013, 05:36:20 PM »
Mouse again. Poor mouse.

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2013, 07:40:49 PM »
Aw goddamit my phone.
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I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2013, 07:52:18 PM »
  It all depends upon who is foolish enough to provoke me during this heat wave!   :melt:
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2013, 09:17:51 PM »
Happiness is a warm gun, bang bang, shoot shoot.
Misunderstood.

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2013, 11:08:02 PM »
Glad I was not picking my nose when that happened.

Keyboard is destroyed now though, and my screen too.

That I can post is a sheer miracle.

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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2013, 03:55:55 AM »
Mouse again. Poor mouse.

Yeah, my mouse too.

Now some letters on my keyboard are dead too, but, still functioning.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2013, 12:28:59 PM »
m-muh touchpad..
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"