I have a 7 foot long stick I use to turn my airconditioner on and off and change its settings because I am too lazy to get up and walk over to it and turn it on and off. But I have to admit that the cryptic, convoluted process of registering for this site which took all of 17 seconds was a hair away from making me tell you guys to fuck off, i don't need to associate with people who can't manage to provide a way to register in less time than it takes to make a happy meal.