I thought my Christmas sucked. All you got was some stupid Gumby toy, some lame ass clock radio thing, and some crappy battery piggy bank. Whoop-dee-doo!
From other people, I got two Christmas cards, a bottle of cheap vodka, and 50 dollars. I got myself a Saint Vitus t-shirt and a new full-size bed. Looks like the joke's on you, Ricktard!